Relena: Ok, girls, this is it. Time to tell everyone what we think of the Gundam Pilots.
Meiran: I thought you said not to use those words on this site.
Relena: Meiran. Remember what you said? If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Remember?
Meiran: Alright!
Hilde: Ok, I'll go first. I wanna comment on my Gundam Pilot, Duo Maxwell. He's the sloppiest person alive. He leaves his underwear lying on the furniture and guess who has to pick it up?
Relena: I'm sure all of us can relate, Hilde.
All: *nodding*
Hilde: AND he thinks he's better than me!
Meiran: Like Wufei.
Relena: Hilde wasn't through.
Hilde: Well, I woudn't be, but you said we can't use those words on this site so go ahead Meiran.
Meiran: Ok, but I hope I don't take up the whole page. Ok Wufei thinks he's stronger than me and he thinks he looks better than me. And he's always saying "Why couldn't you have stayed gone?"
Relena: But you always say mean things to him, don't you?
Meiran: Who's side are you on?? This isn't Jerks-Anonymous! We're not here for mental help, Relena! We're here to talk about how BOYISH the Gundam Pilots are! So why don't you talk about Heero then? Ms. Can't-Be-Wrong!
Relena: Ok I will. Heero...well...I can't talk about him without breaking my "word rule"
Hilde: *giggle*
Relena: Heero has changed a lot since the war. He's almost like Duo. He's a lot sweeter though. And he talks to me and other people too. But he eats too much. And he leaves his underwear around the house, too. *getting angry* And he embarrasses me in front of my friends and he skateboards inside buildings, and.....
Meiran: Next pilot
Dorothy: My turn. Quatre! I am SICK of his sisters and those D*** maganacs!
Relena: DOROTHY!!!
Dorothy: I'm sorry Relena, but that's the truth!
Meiran: Anything you wanna say about Quatre?
Dorothy: Nope..not really.
Meiran: ~_~;; Catherine?
Catherine: Nope I barely know Quatre.
Meiran: ABOUT TROWA!!!!!
Catherine: OH! He lays around in his underwear a lot.
All girls except Meiran: hahahahahahahahah!!!!
Meiran: uh-huh. ~_~;;;
Catherine: And he eats a lot.....and complains about my cooking, though he never bothers making anything for himself.. >_>;;
Relena: Ok people. We've come to a conclusion, girls.
Meiran: That's right. Our conclusion is: boys like showing off their underwear and eating....and being lazy...>.>;;
Hilde: *giggle*
Relena: That and that girls are better and more proper....well most of them...>_>;;
Dorothy: Ok that's all the discussion! Hope you enjoyed and found it accurate! :D
The layout art was done by Chang Wumei. The orginial picture can be seen here.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of the characters. They are all credited to the dudes and dudesses that made GW. (the Bandai company, Hajime Yadate, Yoshiyuki Tomino, the girls who made Blind Target; Ground Zero, Episode Zero..and so on..^_^;;)
