2 - what if curt was skinny? the world would never exist because that is not possible what
3 - a police officer, a murderer, and a gang member walk into a bar. they all attack curt and kill him
4 - one day curt was walking down the street. then he woke up because he realized it is impossible for him to walk because hes obese
5 - if curt was John lennnon, what would happen to the beatles? they would get eaten
6 - one day curt was eating pretzels. he choked and died and everyone had a party
7 - when curt gets on the computer, what does he do first? talks about nintendo and gay irrelevant shit
8 - why does curt goto vgf? he has no life
9 - why does curt eat so much? because he's an earthly black hole
10 - one day curt was walking to the store. the town sounded the siren for a tornado.
11 - one day curt went to the beach. he drowned.
12 - curt decided he better go on AIM and talk to fatzooie about his obeseity problem. he got a virus and it destroyed aim so he commited suicide and everyone had a party.
13 - curt's so fat, he's not in any way skinny.
14 - curt was eating some bacon. his mother came into the room and stabbed him with a fork and everyone had a party
15 - what happends when curt eats? a kid in cambodia dies
16 - curt decided it was best to go on a diet. he broke the treadmill and a loose screw flew off in his mouth and he choked and everyone had a party.
17 - curt had finally won a contest to meet the guy that heads Nintendo. when curt finally arrived, the security called the zoo saying an elephant was let loose
18 - one day curt rented Super Obese bros. for the gayboyadvance. he died of seizure because he rented the special "CLEANSING OF THE FAT PEOPLE" edition
19 - curt's so fat, he is extremely obese
20 - curt though jesus was fake. so jesus shocked him with holy lightning and he died and everyone had a party
21 - what do you get when you cross curt and his twin brother? the next planet
22 - one day curt went to the zoo. some guards fired a tranquilizer gun at him and put him in a cage
23 - one day curt went to see if Gaymes Griffin wanted to have gay sex with him. gaymes accepted then curt suffocated him because he was on top then gaymes's parents sued curt and he died and everyone had a party and pissed on gaymes's grave.
24 - curt's so fat, he's really fat
25 - CURT IS A FUCKING FATASS. no this is not a joke