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NEWS OMFG for 8/11/06

holy shit it's almost been a year. oh well it's not like anyone checks this regularly and if you do you are gayer than carlos santana giving randy newman a reacharound on st patricks day. new section added!! and unhead of person actually updated FOR FUCKING ONCE.
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NEWS OMFG for 11/22/05

HOLY COCOA BUTTER AND TIESTICLES BATMAN!@1 a few months eh. NEW SECTION!!! and a review from garfield griffin HUURAhh. people i make fun of update too
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NEWS OMFG for 3/7/05

i broke my update cycle. i also lied about another article yesterday. i was too busy robbing fat people and pushing old men down escalators. article now no really and people i make fun of updated.
NEWS OMFG for 3/6/05

i have developed a pattern for updating, which requires me to wait 2 months to update. ROCK THE NIGGA HOUSE. new comic strip, game review, and later today an article.
NEWS OMFG for 1/9/05

happy new month. quite a while since i have updated, because i am a lazy bastard. a new article and game review is added.. im sure youre 300 lb bodies can support yourself long enough to read them both.EDIT: new comix added :)
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