THE BEATLES: WHAT ARE THEY?
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The Beatles, a well liked music group. What people don't know is, the Beatles could possibly be Icelandic cyborgs bent on the destruction of our corn supply. I for sure wouldn't want MY corn supply destroyed by a British new age rap group whose name is based off a bug, and I'm sure you wouldn't either. Let's examine the facts.
here is paul if he was human
REAONS THEY COULD BE CYBORGS:
Ringo shot out sparks during a concert.
They buy 30 packs of AA batteries every Sunday.
Paul shot a fan with his ray gun by accident.

REAONS THEY COULD BE HUMAN:
Cyborgs supposedly do not have buttockses, but Lupus and James have both claimed to have raped Paul while he was asleep.
Replace above with Koreans named Lemonjello.
and if paul was an Icelandic cyborg
We may never know for sure what the Beatles are, but one thing is for sure: Eric Harmsen and James Griffin are homosexuals.