| THE BEATLES: WHAT ARE THEY? | |||||||||||||||||
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| The Beatles, a well liked music group. What people don't know is, the Beatles could possibly be Icelandic cyborgs bent on the destruction of our corn supply. I for sure wouldn't want MY corn supply destroyed by a British new age rap group whose name is based off a bug, and I'm sure you wouldn't either. Let's examine the facts. | |||||||||||||||||
| here is paul if he was human | |||||||||||||||||
| REAONS THEY COULD BE CYBORGS: Ringo shot out sparks during a concert. They buy 30 packs of AA batteries every Sunday. Paul shot a fan with his ray gun by accident. REAONS THEY COULD BE HUMAN: Cyborgs supposedly do not have buttockses, but Lupus and James have both claimed to have raped Paul while he was asleep. Replace above with Koreans named Lemonjello. |
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| and if paul was an Icelandic cyborg | |||||||||||||||||
| We may never know for sure what the Beatles are, but one thing is for sure: Eric Harmsen and James Griffin are homosexuals. | |||||||||||||||||