RESIDENT EVIL 4

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Every few years comes a game that is most likely better than all the other piles of shit produced by companies lately. Piles of shit as in WORLD OF WARCRAFT and stuff. Too many to list, obviously. But once in a great while comes a game that I like a lot and some people might not. Those people are cock wrangling donkey shit eating bamboozlers. This game is RE4.

here's a picture of re4 if it was the beatles

As you may or may have not noticed (if youre a negro supreme), RE4 is completely different. In this RE game, you don't kill rotting flesh zombies. You kill angry Spanish fags that throw axes and pitchforks at you. In RE4, you control government agent Zombie John Kennedy in a plan to assassinate John Kerry and stop him from taking over a 7/11 in Madrid, Spain. I am obviously lying as Spain is too poor to afford anything besides dirty shacks and garden tools. According to this game anyway. Oh yeah this game is good btw. The story lacks, but fuck the story. No one cares about stories. A wide variety of weapons is good, as are the enemies. I like killing poor Spanish farmers. Fun fun fun. NIGGER LOVERS.

RATING Gameplay: 13432/10 Graphics: 3233232/10 Killing Spanish: A+ Overall: 9999999999/9.9