WETBACK - ALL THE RIGHT REASONS

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Nickelback. A name uttered that sends shockwaves across the land. Particularly shockwaves of homosexual tedencies. Screaming stay at home mothers and sexually confused males are Nickelback's primary audience, at least from what I've seen. Anyway, time to review the album.

lmao are these guys serious. i could mold a better looking band out of a pile of tapeworm infested shit.

Now to state something for future reference: I have not listened to this album, nor do I know any of the tracks on it besides Photograph, which is a song apparently about remembering the times that have passed Chad Kroeger's life, which includes being brutally raped and beaten with a shopping cart by a man in a Bob Saget costume and Savin' Me, which I can only assume is a song about the listener, as they will need several treatments to save with them and deal with Chad Kroeger's audible assault. Listenting to these two tracks alone is kind of like masturbation, except if your hand was made entirely out of spikes and someone was installing a barbed wire fence in your small intestine simultaneously.

This album gets 1 Captain Crunch head out of 5.