PEOPLE I MAKE FUN OF

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I have created a list (with pictures) of people I hate.

I can't tell if this kid is wearing a special type of glasses to protect his eyes from the harmful rays of the sun, or he is some dumbass wearing huge plastic cups on his eyes. By looking at his mouth, I can probably say the shock is from realizing that his ROBOT IS NOT SOME GODDAMN JAPANESE CARTOON ROBOT WITH HYPER LASER HANDS AND HUGE FUCKING EYES.

Well I'll be darn tootin! The Super Gay Quartet from Texas have come to us to perform some hick song while roping a cow to rape it before eating it's Mad Cow Disease ridden body. Did I forget the names of the quartet? Well I'll be shagnazzled, or whatever they hell those idiots say. From the left: Horrible Hat Harry, Gay Gary, One Eyed Eustace, and Retirement Home Randy. DARN TOOTIN' GOOD TIME WE BE HAVIN'!!!

By the confused on his face, I can tell he is wondering "WHY AM I SO DAMNED HUGE AND UNNATRACTIVE?!". Well lardo, let me help you here: STOP EATING SO MUCH FUCKING MCDONALDS. Oh and stop wearing black. The goth look was so-- wait, THERE WAS NEVER A GOTH STYLE YOU DAMN GARY.

Subway Jared. Possibly the eptoime of all fagness, or possibly just some fatass loser disgracing the state of Indiana. Okay you behemoth, NO ONE LIKES SUBWAY. A restaurant devoted to large and excretement filled sanwhiches is bound to suck especially when it's mascot is a fatass claiming to love chicken more than anyone else. Maybe instead of preaching on how you lost ungodly amounts of weight, maybe you can preach on HOW NOT TO BECOME A HUGE FAGGOT THAT WEIGHS MORE THAN THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF SEVENTY-SIX ESKIMOS. Loser.

It's a humongous bird! It's a manatee! It's a school dropout! NO IT'S BEER GUZZLING BIKER MAN!! HE HAS COME TO PERSUADE OUR KIDS TO DROPOUT OF SCHOOL THAT COULD POSSIBLY LET THEM HAVE A LIFE AND HELP THEM BECOME OBESE, HICK ALCOHOL CONSUMING BIKERS!! Nice glasses. On the Queer Eye for The Straight Guy show lately?

Hyuck hyuck, welcome to TRAILER TRASH TOWN, where all us hick-like folk have fucked up teeth and are very ugly and obese. Hyuck, look at muh teeth mah, THEY ARE FUCKED UP LIKE MY BRAIN.

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... INHABITED BY HUGE FAGGOTS RESEMBLING CURT, ONLY LESS REVOLTING. MEET JABBA THE CURT, or Curtus the Hutt, whichever. He's lucky his fat didn't cause the planet to collapse. I'm sure him and Ruben would be good friends.