PONG

Review itself and picture created by Great Luigi. Review edited by me because he mispelled a lot of stuff like a fag like him would do and yeah.

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Pong is the biggest surrealistic game with over two thousand characters with a storyline that branches as far as a suicide bomber can see, OF FUCKING WAIT NO IT DOESN'T. Pong is a boring game, that in recent days, I have taken it to be the first FIRST PERSON SHOOTER game to ever exist. Let's examine the facts: Pong begins with a ball (more like a round musket ball) that auto starts on attacking right. The man at the right hits the ball AT the man on the left. If the ball goes past his penis, the guy dies and loses a life. Pong was known to cause worldwide AIDS when gay couples (James Griffin and Eric Harmsen) begin have buttsex by shoving pongs in their ass because they are so fucking gay. OK this is a problem becasue AFRICA TRANSFERS AIDS SLOWER than these fags the ball never speeds up it just keeps hitting someone's crotch (lupus serves like a fag) .

Pong gets a 2/5760