Starcraft has three different races, all supposedly balanced, that is, until you figure out the art of the retards, AKA rushing. Pretty soon the Zerg is what you have wet dreams about every night right after a rousing 3 minute match with you as the victor, due to your rushing SKILLZ. Screw the other races. Terran are too human, and the protoss are too bald and slow. ZERG'S THE CHOICE FOR EVERY KOREAN WANNABE OUT THERE!
The storyline seems alright, with the exception of the fact that they drag it out so damn much you'll stop caring about Commander Deusche Bag of the third calvary's penis implants after about the ninth level about it.
And of course, wherever there's an online game, some Asian group has to take it over like the nerds they are. And what do you know, this game is no exception. Welcome to Starcraft, home of the KOREANS!
All in all Starcraft is not that bad. It's worse than bad. It DEFINES horrible in the dictionary. Simply put, don't buy this unless you're A: Korean, or B: Fat and retarded.
Balance: 1
Story: 2
Online Play: -1
Koreans: -24323
Total: I don't know, and I don't care.