UNHEARD OF PERSON OF THE WEEK

past unhead of people

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This section is devoted to a special person who has never been heard of, but has done miraciously deeds. i honor someone different each week. without further adieu, i present the person of the week:

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BOB CARLSON

Bob Carlson was born a small fishing village in the 70's on the east side of Wisconsin with his father who was an alcholic and his mother was alcohol. He was born with a disease that made him become old and fat really fast and made him talk about THE GOOD OLE TIMES that and how it took 10 miles to cross a field of wolverines and ice covered lakes when you had measles and syphillis.          He had a hard life growing up, as his father would constantly lower his self esteem until the point when Bob turned 16 where he beat his father over the head with his mother, where his father's head then fill and hit off of a sink. His family's life was running down the drain until one day he saw remembered Aerosmith was touring in a nearby city. If he had one thing he would do before he died, he would see the world's biggest joke of a band perform and be dubbed "classic rock" because they decided to start their shit career when Led Zeppelin was hitting it big. Bob Carlson did not make it 5 miles to the neihboring city as he was hit by a drunk bumper car driver and he spontaneously combusted and a plane crash landed into him and he was raped with his own leg and was mentally put down by a man with a peg leg. Bob Carlson will always be remembered as the world's guy named Bob Carlson.