MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
OLD PEOPLE BABYSITTER
"You want some ham, bebe? We need to fatten you up."
Dorice is Andre's mommy, and takes good care of all of the Survivors. In addition to the cookies, treats, desserts and Rice krispie squares she makes before everyone arrives, she always greets us at the door with ham. Even though most everyone breaks up the four-hour drive with a stop in Miramichi, we might be hungry. In Dorice's mind, everyone is always hungry. So eat, bebe, eat.
Dorice has been married to Roger for 34 years. Even though he's the sailor, Dorice swears like one. English swear words mean nothing to her, since she's French. She uses them like fu**ing adjectives. And she don't give a s**t if you don't like it, bebe. This is why Andre has such a potty mouth. But no French swear words, please. That's just rude, bebe.
Dorice treats us like gold, and asks for very little in return. That's why we get her and Roger something nice every year. We think her favourite gift is the screen house. It saves her from those fu**ing mosquitos and lets her eat her popsicles in peace. Just don't give her any of the fu**ing green popsicles. She fu**ing hates the green ones.