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NEVER! You get off my property! I am the Headmistress of this establishment! So I can kick your Poodle ass outta here!" She said using her crazy peacock moves to chase him to his bike and probe him sucsessfully. "Booyah!"
Poodle grimaced and got back on his bike, then running her over, pedaling like hell out of there.
Brittany was too quick and used Donnatello still in his shell as a sled to slide down the snowwy slope that came outta no where. "I hafta make you see the truth! POODLE!!!!" She cried out into the night like a lost kitten. "I will avenge you!"
Poodle was a faster bicyclist than she was at turtle shell sledding, therefore vanishing quickly to other places in the forum to go into hiding and all that stuff. But Brittany has a third eye therefore she was the fastest and could see EXACTLY where Poodle was headed, so she zoomed straight to where he was on her Crystalic Fusion Turtle which was much faster then a BXM in the snow. (lol I'm watchin Toy Story)
Lestat trudged into the forest and finally found Poodle's little hideout. He looked around and was glad to only see one large turtle and Christine, as he had passed the headmistress Brittany snow sledding on the other large turtles out of the forest. That leaves only two to get rid of, He thought, somehow getting into higher spirits. He cleared his throat and looked at them. "Hey you two. Didn't you hear? This place is infested with flesh eating wallaby's. You might want to leave this area and the forest while you're at it." Lestat said nodding, hoping his lie would get them to leave.
Christine looked back at Lestat and then did a double take. "You're here?! ABOUT TIME! ..And what's this about flesh eating wallabys? Never heard of such a thing, have you, Raphael?"
Raphael looked suspiciously at the vampire. "No I haven't, but I've heard of dem blood sucking vampires..." He declared, whipping out his weapons.
"No, he's a good guy, Lestat... I don't think flesh eating wallabys exist... at least not here, maybe Australia?" Christine replied, not knowing for certain if Lestat was being serious or not. "Or maybe New Zealand?"
Brittany called back from her turtle-sled. "Yes yes they exsist Christine...specially in places with lots of turtles, it's what they live for...it's what they crave." She spoke softly yet not because she was really yelling quite loudly over the sound of Skully's screams in her stomache. Poodle arched a brow and almost grinned, but not quitely. He then took out a rather large gun and instead of sounding smooth and sexy and all that good beans, he sounded like John Wayne in those olden time movies.
"All right, I believe ya, but my tommy gun don't!" He drawled with a sickeningly sweet smile all the while avoiding Christine's eye contact cause she was completely psycho. "Get down on your knees and tell me you love me."
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"Godric..." Brittany said suductivly as she entered his office nearly naked. She was wearing a large bowler hat on her head and was loving every second of it. "Could you do me a favor?" She said narrowing her eyes and batting her long dark eyelashes. "I have this huge pimple on my back...could you pop it? I can't reach..." She said with a smile.
Franka walked in in a stunning tight red dress that matched her haircolor and merely pushed the annoying divination professor out of the way. She shut the door and bolted it shut. "No one cares about her pimples..at least I don't.." Franka said, moving over towards the minister seductively. "You know....I've always had a thing for ministers..." She whispered in his ear, a perfectly polished nail sliding down his chest. She moved into him a little so he was up against his own desk and wrapped a leg around him slowly. "So tell me.." She added quietly, "What kind are you into?"
"Not whores honey..." bLaze smiled grimly and flicked her wand at Franka the french whore..... "That's for christine......" a jet of blue light shot out of her wand and zapped Franka in the back of the head knocking her UNCONCIOUS she smiled at Godric " yOU owe me one...Not even i am that trashy.....and i can be pretty bad....Try again with Christine...and stick to random making out...."Blaze said carting franka along the hallways and making her randomly crash into things... she flicked her wand again and with whispered words ropes and chains bound franka so that she couldnt move when she woke up Blaze hummed happily as she trotted the whore to her room.
"Don't think you can rid me so easily!" Franka spat, kicking Blaze at her hairless crotch and storming back into Godwic's office before she pulled him into a deep mesmerizing kiss that he's never had in his life before.
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