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"Giant condom? Lucky man." Craig said shaking his head with jealous ness. "Well I got to go steal some.......erm....... I got to go help Mother Theresa. Bye you jackals." He said as he left.
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Craig watched in his smoke form and floated darkly above Moulder making him think he was a rain cloud. And then he started to pee, making him think it was rain. "Muhhahahaha!" he said smokily and continued to pee on Moulder.
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Craig ran to the hogs head, smoothing his hair back but knew it was an utter failure. He had a date with a hottie! He ran into the minister of magic and turned around, "Hey you...... what're you doing senor magic?"
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"Hey don't be manhandling her now" Craig warned jokingly, knowing that Bam never would, or hoped he wouldn't. Craig ran over to the monkey bars and jumped, trying to latch on to a bar but missed everytime. "Damn monkeybars." He cursed kicking at it.
"Yeah fucking monkeybards thinking they're all that." Craig said swinging a leg and kicking the monkeybars again. "I think it's safe to say that This thing kicked my ass....."
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"CHEESE IS IN MY POCKETS!" Craig screamed running through Moulder's thread. "DIE...is EID backwards!" he yelled humping a random person because Margaret told him too.
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If only it were that simple." Craig scoffed from the corner, bong contentedly in his mouth. "Moulder can't be defeated so simply, specially when David Duchovny plays him." He said giving President Bush an evil stare. Then Craig zoomed from the room using an umbrella he stored in his shoe. Craig sang spacily from the ceiling as he floated around the school. "This is the greatest and best song in the world...Tribute. A long time ago me and my brother Kyle here," He sang as he pointed to his shoe of destiny, "were hitch hiking down a long and lonesome road when there stood shining a shining demon..."
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Craig smiled shyly as he took the dollar bill back, lit it with his lighter, and took out a cig and lit the cig with the dollar bill. Hoping this appeared sexy to Christine.
He then blew out the dollar bill and began another song. "I'm sorrryyyyy Miss Jaaaackson! I am for reeeeal, Never meant to make your daughter cry I apoogize a trillion times.. I'm sorry Miss Jackson.....I am for reeeaaal. Me and your daaaughter, got a special thing going on! You say it's puppy love... we say it's full grown. Hope that we feel this feel this way foreever.. you can plan a pretty picnic but you cannot predict the weaaather......."
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Craig walked in and stationed himself behind Linzy. He puffed his cigarette, squeezed her librarian ass, and walked out humming to himself.
"Um... okay." Linzy said as Craig walked out. She shrugged and continued hitting the ass of a moulder.
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