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| No... ITCH NOT! Thank you Sean Connery! |
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| "Character deaths?" Moulder repeated sanely, as a well toned and tan large hand of formality made it's way through his Tarzan hair of barbaric chest hair, as if his hair were literally juicy tendrils of wisdom, and his brain his jester of kin. He slowly smirked, his knew his presence was greatly admired and that his well toned muscles and abs would get their minutes of 15 minutes of fame. He looked at them from underneath his uniform and smiled. "You will my love, you will." He whispered to his abs and muscles and man boobs of crusaders. "I AM FOX MOULDER! QUEEN OF THE AMAZON AND WE WILL DESTROY CRAIGS FORCES! Hear me now! Hear me roar! We will all be one with each other, I, Moulderl; QUEEN OF THE AMAZON WANT YOU!" He pointed a bony crusty and saucy finger at the crowd, "TO JOIN MY FORT!" ---------------------------------- Moulder's nostrils were angry with dignity and sorrow, his abs and muscles began to speak French cuss words at the intruder Craig. Black smoke came billowing out of Moulder's nose, since he was angry. "ATTTACCCKKK!" Moulder commanded, turning around and farting his poisonous fumes into Craig and his Margaret. ---------------------------------- Moulder looked gleeful as his fart-force blasted Craig and his Margaret away. "Hello Professor Hannah. That's the best sex I have ever had." Moulder said belching and farting at the same time. He smirked darkly, "I mean, Betty." He added, as if it were the most scandalous thing he could say as he tried to hold in his laughter and dark smirks of forbidden love. ---------------------------------- "AAAIIR ATTACCCK!" A loud and thunderous roar came from above with much need and desires from astral plains of the abyss. It was in fact, a streaming jet plane's door drunkenly, hair disheveled and tan skin rippling under the sun's heat rays of condensation. "AAAAIIIIIRRR ATTTTTACCCCK!" He bellowed darkly, turning round from above as he stuck out his tan asscheeks of magick and farted his fart force, leaving a trail of cloudy blackened fart force spelling out the words. "YOUR FORT WILL DIE CRAIG NICHOLLS. NONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM THE QUEEN!" And then Moulder jumped out of the plane, did a sommersault in mid-air and fart-forced away back into the abyss, leaving the poisoned gas fart-force message hanging in the air serenely as if it were a tranquil walrus, lying beached and dry on a nude beach in the Bahamas. ---------------------------------- Moulder returned to the scene in a blonde shaggy wig. "No, I'm the real Craig!" He said squeakily, holding in his farts of passion so they could be tricked into them thinking he was Craig. ---------------------------------- Moulder stiletto heel'd up to Jamie. "Is that so?" He said darkly, in a breathy voice that could skewer a wild boar and it's love White Ruben. Moulder brushed a hand through his Craig wig, accidentally knocking it off to reveal his brown Tarzan locks. He blushed purple, and narrowed his eyes at Jamie darkly igniting the lover inside of him with his fart force flame. "We will meet again Jamie," Moulder said as lightly farted, his farts making sounds like helicopters, and then blasting off into the air to go have tea with Peter in Never Never Land. ---------------------------------- "SANTIAGO JOIN MY FORCE YOU MAKE ME HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!" Moulder bellowed as he ran into the room and ripped open his army cloak that was hiding his well toned muscles and abs. Santiago looked at his abs and instantly fell in love. Then they did it in harmony and through a million opressions. God bless the USA. ---------------------------------- Moulder pursed his lips together in triple delight and kissed Ron Starks on the lips, giving him a wet tantalizing and intoxicating kiss of orgasmic penalty from within. |