| Kath has to think about this matter. She shakes Nicki's extended hand and then adds a few things to the mix.... If it is to only be us three, then we better make sure on the rules..... 1. Russell you have Nicki on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 2. Russell you have Kath on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday 3. Russell Sunday will be your day of rest.. 4. Russell you will never, I mean never meet up with Mophead again! 5. Russell for enjoying Nicki and I fighting over you, you will be incharge of cleaning the convent windows.. When we get the convent rebuilt... 6. On Nicki's off days with you, she can do what see wants. 7. On Kath's off days with you, she can do what see wants. Nicki agrees with the rules, however, Russell is getting a little bit upset...now ladies, can't we have someone else do the windows...... When will I have time to do the windows when I spend each day and night with one of you???? He looks at us was sweet, however, Kath remains tuff and information him on Sunday his day of rest from the two crazy sisters.. Nicki and Kath high five and walk out of the room with Russell calling for them to come back.....end of part 4 Begining of part 5 Nicki and Kath are walking out agreeing on the distrobution of assets when all of a sudden they are accosted by a blonde haired she devil mop headed one...........she is holding a grenade launcher and laughing maniacley.........she pulls her cigar out of her mouth and says "So where did you two bitches put my man?" "Your Man!!!!"....both of the sisters exclaim together........ "Yess my man!! I have come to save him from your instruments of torture" "But he likes them....he told me".....Nicki says weakly "That maybe so but I am taking him with me.......so shift it sisters" with that Mop Head ( the evil nemissis of the Sisters of Ni) goes into the room and unchains our fella....her hench men surround the Sisters....bang!!...pow!!.....whack!!.......the two women are taken hostage and dragged to the sewers where Mop Heads hide out is..... "Damn it's dark in this bag"...Kath says "Oh is that what we're in ...........what do you think they're going to do to us?" "Dunno....man I thought Mop Head wanted that arab guy...what was that about?"...Kath wondered aloud "I have NO idea ...the women is fickle and evil.........I hope Rusty is ok and missing us" the sisters felt themselves being hoisted onto something large and above water they could hear the sewers running below them....and the stink was overwhelming..... "Unveil the Sisters"....Mop Head screeched at that the bag was removed and the women could see what looked like a platform made of marble above a river of putrid water...on the platform stood the evil Mop Head wearing her rubber dominatrixx outfit (they could now see that the cutesy cutesy act had only been for the cameras) there were two gold thrones behind her ....one of them held our hero fastened tightly and gagged....he was not looking pleased.....he got eye contact with both the girls and they could see he was weeping........Saddam Hussein stood behind him with a gun pushed into his sore shoulder... "That evil COW!!!"...Nicki yelled "Look at poor Rusty!!" "I know the absolute sheer evilness of it all".....Kath growled through her teeth "Ladies .....welcome to my underground lair....I trust you found the trip...muuuaaahhhaa.....eventful if not pleasurable...MMUUUAAHHAHAHA!!!"....evil laughter is heard through the ranks of the henchmen.. "Enough!".....the henchmen were silenced "I have brought you here under false pretences.....did you think I would free you?.......muuuaahhahaha........you shall not be freed for now you shall DIE!!!!" "What the hell....there were no false pretences I knew thats what she was planning...didn't you Nicki?" "Sheyeeaaaa! What a silly tosser she is....Hey your Evilness...." Nicki shouted "we knew you were planning on killing us ya wally........or ummm gee is this how you treat all your guests?" "Silence!!" "No I won't shut up ...what are ya gonna do.......kill me if I make a noise....sorry babe this lil duck is ready to quack"....Nicki hollered "Silence I said" "Quack....Quack" "Yea do your best ya BOTTLE BLONDE!!!!!!"..........the room fell deathly quite as Kath finished her insult.... Mop Heads face twisted and she said "Drown then both"......and with that she turned grabbed Rusty by the leash that she had attached to him and left "Oh hell....think of something quick Nicki to get us out of this mess.....what are we gonna do...I'm too beautiful to die.......heeeeeelp" "Quack" the sisters were falling.......how would they get out of this mess..... stay tuned viewers.... sam Russ time same Russ channel will the Sister survive???? |