He-Man: Call on me whenever there's trouble! Except between the hours of 5 and 7 pm! That's my time, dammit!
Meanwhile, on the dresser...
Skeletor: So what do you say we try and pry open one of the drawers and have some "us" time?
Urd: Look, I'm just not into older guys, okay?
Skeletor: Older guys? You're a goddess! You're millennia old! I was only created in the eighties for fuck's sake!
Urd: Fine, so I?m not into decomposing guys.
Skeletor: Ooh, harsh.
Skeletor: Damn, I'll never get lucky up here. How can I impress the girls when I'm homeless? I need a bachelor pad to take the little mamacitas to.
Skeletor: What the fu... There's a CASTLE down there! Who built a castle on the forbidden carpet? No figure is allowed down there! They'll get stepped on! Hmm... Perhaps this castle deserves a closer look. I just have to find my way down there.
Skeletor: Lucky that Jim never throws any of these broken chains away.
Skeletor: Wow, this place is sweet! Seeing as how there's a huge skull on the front, it was obviously put here just for me. I can't wait to move in and put in one of those swinger circular beds. Welcome to Castle Shagalot!