He-Man: Are you over here? Hello?

Skeletor: Sucker!

Skeletor: Now to survey my new home.

Skelegort: Wait for me.

Skeletor: What the fu... there's no fucking back wall to the castle!!! I could have just walked behind it at any time!

Skelegort: Well don't that just suck. We'll have to find some way to add an addition before He-Man returns. Since he lived here for awhile he probably noticed this hole in his defense.

Skeletor: Hmm. I dare say I am not disappointed. There's even a plastic crate with huge books in it if I get homesick.

Repo Man: Can you let me out?

Skelegort: Who's the legless man?

Skeletor: Just ignore him. He was supposed to be a one shot character.

Skelegort: Hell yeah, we're bad!

Skeletor: The Skel brothers have taken Castle Greyskull! Quake in fear, oh figures of the room and beyond. I am your new lord and master now, and you shall all tremble before my might as I crush you under my boot and all those other evil cliches! I win this time, He-Man and...

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