~gentle shove~
Skeletor: ...wwuuuuuaaaaaaaggggggggghhh!!!!
Skelegort: Later, little bitch!
Skeletor: Betrayal! Damn you Skelegort, and damn you Satan, you tricked me!
Satan: (From the dresser) No refunds!
~whump~
Skeletor: Owwwwwwwwww! This kind of thing is going to have to lead to early retirement. I think I took up half my bump card on today alone.
He-Man: So that's it. That's your game, you fucking corpse.
He-Man: Lure me outside and set up your brother as ruler of the room, pretty tricky.
Skelegort: He had no such plan. He was a fool. It was me who usurped his intended position! ME!!!
He-Man: You shall rue this day, Skeletor... well, go on... start ruing!
Skeletor: You think this is a good day for me? I finally saw my dream coming to fruition only to have it ripped away! Now I don't even have my own soul!
~wham~
Skeletor: Ow!
He-Man: Don't whine to me. I'm busy whining myself.
Skeletor: Fair enough.
And so, Skeletor has been vanquished again, but this time his own flesh and blood is responsible. Will He-Man ever reclaim Castle Greyskull? Have we seen the last of Skeletor? Will Skelegort rule with an iron... fist? How many inane questions can I fit in this paragraph? Do you think I'm getting tired of this? We'll find out in our next episode, unless I get too bored and forget about it.
Skeletor: You win this time, Skelegort, but I'll be back. Mwahahahaha!
TO BE CONTINUED...