He-Man: What the, the shackles just came off. I knew I should have sprung for the more expensive ones... oh well, worked out fine for me... now to knock the corpse down a peg.
~whap~
Skeletor: Oooooooohhhhhhh! Did it have to be that peg?
Skeletor: That hurt, you fucker.
Urd: Hmm... even with the power of the universe, a man is only as strong as his scrotum allows. Looks like the skeleton's useless to me now.
He-Man: Hey, you were wearing lifts! And now unfortunately I have intimate knowledge of what you were overcompensating for.
He-Man: Now get out of here while I confirm my heterosexuality by getting lucky with your would-be girlfriend.
Skeletor: What, does everyone get to fuck her before me?
Urd: Most likely. I'll start making the list.
Skeletor: Curses. Once again I am left with my balls crushed and blue... of course I'm always blue, but anyway. You win this time He-Man... but I'll be back! Mwahahahaha... owwww...
He-Man: Hmm. He shows up, gets my home back, puts on a light show, gets this woman aroused and leaves her here for me to boink... I gotta have him over more often.
TO BE CONTINUED...