Skeletor: The Universe is POWER! Pure unstoppable POWER! And I am that force, I am that POWER!

He-Man: Does this asshole ever shut up?

Skeletor: Shut your fucking mouth and KNEEL before your MASTER!

Urd: Now that's a man talkin'.

Skeletor: You ain't kneeling!

He-Man: I don't wanna!

Skeletor: FOOL! You are no longer my EQUAL!

He-Man: We weren't equal, I was always better than you.

Skeletor: Don't interrupt, I'm getting to the good part. For I am more than man... more than life... I... am...

~zap crash~

Skeletor: A GOD!!!!!!!!!

He-Man: But you look like you should be greeting people at some Vegas casino.

Skeletor: Silence! Now you will KNEEL!

Skeletor: KNEEL!!!!

He-Man: Owwwiwowieowie!

Skeletor: Mwahahaha, who da He-Man now, bitch!?

Skeletor: Tell me of the loneliness of good, He-Man, is it equal to the loneliness of evil? Huh? Is it? Equal? Eh?

He-Man: Uuuuaaaaaaghhhhhhhh...

Skeletor: Enough grunting. Farewell, He-Man!

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