Skeletor: He took'a my woman!

Triklops: When was she ever your woman?

Skeletor: Don't make me come up there!

Skeletor: He-Man, wait! You can't do this alone!

He-Man: What do you want?

Skeletor: I want to fight alongside you and destroy my brother for getting onscreen ass before I could!

He-Man: Whatever.

He-Man: What ho, evil one! I have returned to retake my home.

Skeletor: And I have returned to retake my poon!

Urd: Damn, looks like we're going to have to cut this short to get rid of some pests.

Skelegort: Screw that, I never leave a job unfinished. This'll just take a second.

A second later...

Skeletor: Urd, my love, how could you? Don't you know how much I love you?

Urd: Of course, and I only did your brother to get your attention and make you jealous.

Skeletor: Really?

Urd: No, I really did your brother because he's friggin' huge and you're just a little bitch.

He-Man: Get rejected later, we have to get inside. This way! You might have never realized it but there's really no back wall to the castle.

Skeletor: Very well. Lead on... for now...

He-Man: What was that? You better not be planning to betray me.

Skeletor: Of course not, I would never do that... until we're inside and your turn your back and I can kick your vulnerable ass...

He-Man: What about my ass?

Skeletor: Uhh... um... it's nice and tight?

Trapjaw: Hold it right there! Haha, I suppose you didn't expect someone guarding the unprotected rear!

He-Man: Oh no, it's a minion, whatever shall we do?

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