~whap~

Trapjaw: Ow!

Skeletor: Shields down! Mwahahaha!

He-Man: That's not even a joke.

Skeletor: I couldn't think of anything else, and an attack like that requires a pun!

He-Man: Whatever.

Skelegort: You shall never defeat me!

He-Man: The battle is already half over. We shall make our way inside and together we... and by that I mean mostly I... shall easily dispatch of you!

Skelegort: You didn't count on one thing though.

He-Man: What's that?

Skelegort: A GIANT CABBIT ATTACK!!!!

Skeletor: What the fu...

He-Man: This is nonsensical, even for us!

Skeletor: Ah well, just go with it. Have at you Ken-Ohki!

Ken-Ohkis: Chhrrooowwwrrr!

He-Man: Holy fucking shit, what are they doing to us?

Skeletor: I don't know for sure, but it's strangely not all bad...

Skelegort: Mwahahaha! That's so sick and utterly wrong I can't help but smile.

Urd: It's giving me ideas too... what say we go downstairs and do something like cabbits do.

Skelegort: Jesus, woman, you're a machine. I'm going to need to rest a little bit.

Skeletor: Damn, damn, damn. How can we possibly escape these giant rabbit-like creatures!

~chomp~

He-Man: What the... we're being saved by a giant fox!

Skeletor: That's nice and convenient.

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