~crack~

Urd: That's right, whip it good.

Skeletor: This girl is starting to scare me. Is every female like this?

He-Man: You know, this isn't all bad...

Skeletor: I win… do you hear? The final moment has come. All the forces of Greyskull... all the powers of the Universe will be vested in ME! ME!! I demand the destitution shame and loneliness of scorn. It is my destiny, it is my right. Nothing will deter me from it.

He-Man: What the hell are you talking about?

Urd: I don't understand him, but it's getting me hot.

Skeletor: The Sword of Greyskull... MINE! Now and forever. Room, behold your champion. Now the people of the room shall see you kneeling to me... just before you die.

He-Man: I'll never kneel to you, you rotting motherfucker!

Skeletor: Yes, you will! Yes, you will! Or I shall reap unforgettable harm upon you!

~crack~

He-Man: Oooohhhhhhhh!

Skeletor: Are you ready to kneel now? Proud warrior? Do you hear? The alpha and the omega... death and rebirth... and as you die, so will I be reborn.

He-Man: This is getting re-god-damn-diculous.

Skeletor: Figures of Jim's Room! I stand before my swinging new bachelor pad, chosen by destiny to get Greyskull and a lot of ass! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes! Even as He-Man himself bears witness to it!

Now I, Skeletor, am Master of the Apartment.

Skeletor: Yes... yes... I feel it, the power fills me. Yes. I feel the Universe within me. I am a part of the Cosmos. Its energy flows... flows through me. Of what consequence are you now? This room, these figures. They are NOTHING to me!

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