Back in Episode Five...

Triklops: Damn, this thing is heavy. Can someone give me a hand with this thing?

Casey: Here you go.

Triklops: Ewwwwwww.

And that's how it happened.

Satan: That wasn't a long story. And whatever happened to the hand?

Casey: It crawled away toward some ugly old woman named Mae or something.

Cobra Commander: You there, the ssssssskeleton!

Skeletor: What up, yo?

Cobra Commander: Have you had trouble being taken seriously in the competitive world of villaining?

Skeletor: Why, yes... it's like you read my mind.

Cobra Commander: That's because you haven't had an organization like the American COOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAA Network behind you!

Hulk: God, help us... oh wait, it's just that lamp again.

Satan: Well, this is too shady for me. I'm out.

Shredder: Pussy!

Satan: Hey, that's just mean.

Satan: On my way up again, He-Man.

He-Man: Oh, hi. What the fu... What are all you people doing out there? Get the fuck off my lawn!

April: Up yours, Dolph.

Skeletor: Why's she here, anyway?

Cobra Commander: I look less threatening with a woman next to me!

IRS: Threatening? You're like two inches tall! Even for that size you're proportioned like a six year old girl with mono, and I STILL say this is a fucking scam!

Cobra Commander: Well, there are three kinds of figures in the apartment. Red apples, green apples, and rotten apples. The red ones will jump at a good ripe opportunity, the green ones will want to wait and see what happens, and the rotten ones will just pass by the greatest chance of their lives... Understand?

Skeletor: Now I'm hungry... Mmmm, rotten apples.

Cobra Commander: Now, of those of you left, we need to get to work. All you weak minionssssss go off and sssssucker... I mean convince more figuressssss to the caussssse. Sssskull guy, you show promisssssse.

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