Cobra Commander: While the dirty work isssss being done, I believe you can be at the forefront of our newest operation.
Skeletor: Which is?
Cobra Commander: Ummm... You'll find out ssssoon enough. Firsssst, you need to watch thissss training video.
Skeletor: Very well, short one.
Cobra Commander: Sssssssiiiilence! I'm very ssssensssitive about my height.
Cobra Commander: Hello, I'm Cobra Commander. You may remember me from ssssuch sssschemes as the Masssss Transsssferance Device and the Weather Dominator!
Skeletor: Nice mask.
Cobra Commander: With my help, you will learn the COOOOBRAAAAAA method of evil plots.
Skeletor: Now we're talking.
Cobra Commander: But first you must order tape two! Hahahahahahaha!
Skeletor: Fuck!
Cobra Commander: Hello, I'm Cobra Commander, welcome to Cobra Commander's Evil Self Help Video, tape two. We will begin our lessons with how to start an evil scheme, and end on the application of that scheme. Now, please order tape three to continue.
Skeletor: FUCK!!!!!!!!
Cobra Commander: Hello, I'm Cobra Commander. You may remember me from such videos as Cobra Commander's Evil Self Help Video, tape one; and Cobra Commander's Evil Self Help Video, tape two. Welcome to Cobra Commander's Evil Self Help Video, tape three.
Skeletor: JUST FUCKING GET ON WITH IT!!!
Cobra Commander: The first and only step is kidnap a scientist and have him do all the work. Then you just sit back and scream a lot.
Skeletor: Of course, that's my biggest problem, trying to do things I'm incapable of due to my overwhelming lameness! If I just make someone else do it... but where to find a scientist?
And so, Skeletor went off on his sure to be long and tedious quest to find a scientist...
Skeletor: Hey, Baxter? Do you know where I can find a scientist?
Baxter: Sure. I'm a scientist myself.
Skeletor: HA! Consider yourself kidnapped! Now make me something that can be used for evil purposes or I'll poke you in all eight million of your eyes!