Ray: Welcome, everyone, to the Forbidden Carpet Arena!

~crowd pops~

Ray: Welcome to IN YOUR ROOM!

~bigger pop~

Ray: And welcome to an evening of FIGURE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!

Crowd: FCW! FCW! FCW!

Ray: I'm Ray Stantz!

Crowd: We love Ray! We love Ray!

Ray: Thank you. Tonight's main and only event will be a match to end all matches, unless we get greedy and try to do it again. The sinister Skeletor!

Crowd: Boooo!

Skeletor: (From backstage) I'm not fucking left handed!

Ray: Versus He-Man!

Crowd: Cheers!

Repo Man: I love that show.

Baxter: Well we're set for a night of action. Bzzz.

Venkman: Hey Baxter, why are you wearing a rubber band for a neck brace?

Baxter: Good question Venkman. Why don't you have any pupils anymore?

Venkman: Let's just agree not to ask any more questions.

Hacksaw: That's right, tough guys. HOOOO!

Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

Koko: How many falls, Ray?

Ray: Shut up. Introducing first, accompanied to ringside by Mekaneck, from a few feet away, weighing allegedly over four pounds... He-Man!

~crowd pops~

~The old Masters of the Universe theme plays~

Baxter: Here comes the pain!

He-Man: Ow, I slipped!

Mekaneck: Damn, right in the power sword.

He-Man: That's not funny. What if I want kids someday?

Mekaneck: Plant your seed somewhere else, Farmer Brown. I'm not interested.

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