Baxter: There's plenty of He-Man supporters in the crowd today.
Venkman: Seeing as how if Skeletor wins we'll be subjected to numerous attacks as he attempts to rule us, I'm not surprised.
~The tune of Real American plays with new lyrics ~
He-Man comes crashing down and it hurts inside
All I want is to make Castle Greyskull mine
If you hurt my bones then you hurt my pride
How can I be a man if you're breaking my spine?
I am a real skeleton
Fight for the rights of Snake Mountain
I am a real skeleton
Fight with no might
Because I have no sight!
Now I am as strong as I am wrong
Milk helps my bones grow very long (yes, even that one)
I see He-Man coming and I go pee,
Courage is the thing that makes me flee!
I am a real skeleton
Fight for the rights of Snake Mountain
I am a real skeleton
Fight with no might
Because I have no sight!
Skeletor: Who the hell wrote that song? I thought it was supposed to be inspiring for me.
Hulk: Don't worry about it, dead dude, just get in there and remember what I taught you.
Skeletor: Right now I?m more worried about having seen way too much of Ray's ass.
Venkman: Over to Casey Jones, our referee for tonight's contest.
Casey: I want a good clean fight. No choking, no swords, no crystal rays, and if any of you make fun of my missing hand I'll kick your ass! Now let's get it on!
Skeletor: OW! That hurt, you fucker!
Venkman: Devastating right hand from He-Man, and we may have a winner early in the night.
Casey: Get it up, you pussy.
Skeletor: That just sounds dirty.