Hulk: Come on, brother, this is where you rally back up to your feet.

Skeletor: But it HURT!

Hulk: It did? Hmm, I hadn't planned on that.

Skeletor: Blast, Hogan's advice isn?t working. I've already got a fucking concussion, and for some reason the sun just exploded.

Venkman: This just in, Tommy Dreamer, bloody and disoriented, just collapsed on the light board.

Baxter: Well that conveniently explains the brightness.

Skeletor: This isn't going right at all. I thought I asked Triklops to make this into a cage match. Where's the damn cage?

Triklops: I got it right here, boss!

Skeletor: What the hell is that? He-Man's left nipple couldn't fit in that cage. How is that going to make this a cage match?

He-Man: Well, don't that just suck.

Skeletor: It doesn't matter how it looks. The fact remains, this is now a cage match and that means no holds barred!

He-Man: Can he do that, Casey?

Casey: A wrestler made an announcement changing the rules. There's nothing I can do.

Baxter: It's hard to believe Skeletor is back to his feet and still up for the match.

Venkman: What's also hard to believe is I think this is the first time a skeleton has ever competed in the ring.

Papa Shango: Meh, it's been done.

Hacksaw: That's right, tough guy! HOOO!

Papa Shango: Who you callin' a ho?... hey, that gives me an idea.

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