Far away from the site of his failures in the confines of The Room, a sinister man prepares to face his fate.

Skeletor: If I have to tell you one more time that I'm not left handed... anyway, enough of this petty pointless fighting. So many times victory has slipped out of my grasp, I'm tired of reaching. No one fears my conquest, no one even acknowledges my attempts. I might as well just jump.

Gandalf: Now, now, let us not be hasty.

Skeletor: What the fu...

Gandalf: You SHALL NOT PASS!

Skeletor: Daa'haaaahhhh! Don't sneak up on me like that! You almost made me jump!

Gandalf: Weren't you going to do that anyway?

Skeletor: Shut up! Why are you here? Why can't you let me die in peace?

Gandalf: You don?t seem to realize how important you are.

Gandalf: Skeletor, I am your guardian angel. I am here because the time has come for the standard "It's a Wonderful Life" episode.

Skeletor: The what?

Gandalf: You know that stupid movie where the guy is shown what the world would be like without him?

Skeletor: Oh right, they always show that at Christmas. I hate Christmas, the one time I have trouble being EEEEEEVIL!

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