Skeletor: So you have to show me how much better off the citizens of the room would be without me to create chaos and terror?

Gandalf: Something like that, follow me.

Skeletor: Why... why it's the dresser! I haven't been up here since the first episode.

Skeletor: Urd, my sweet. It's me, your love-corpse! Come here, babe.

Gandalf: No, Skeletor. She's never seen you, and while I'm with you no one can see you or hear you.

Skeletor: Is that why this shot was set up so crappy?

Gandalf: Not really, but sounds good to me.

Skeletor: Can I at least poke at her and mess with her head?

Gandalf: No, bad skeleton, bad skeleton!

Gandalf: Now, prepare yourself to witness The Room without the influence of Skeletor!

Skeletor: Right, outta my way.

He-Man: Everybody work! ~crack~

Skeletor: Well, whaddya say to something like that? I didn?t know He-Man swung that way. I figured he was a big chick magnet with his oiled... muscular... body... dripping with sweat glistening off his manly... what the fuck am I saying!? Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...

Gandalf: No, nothing like that has gone on since Jim owned a Shipwreck figure.

Skeletor: What the hell are they doing, then?

Gandalf: They're planting carpet.

Skeletor: Isn't there enough? The floor's covered in it.

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