Disclaimer (I'm NOT Orlando)

   I have been getting strange emails from people saying, "Orlando! I love your stunning performance in the Lord of the Rings movies! You look great in a blond wig! Yadda yadda blah blah blab blab blab." I don't mean to make fun of you, if you have written to me, or to disappoint you, but I am NOT Orlando Bloom!" Wanna know why? Read the Bloomography, then you'll see.

   I do not know Orlando personally, nor can I smell him anywhere nearby (the elven nose is a wonderful thing - ahem.) Chances are, he doesn't even know I exist. (Okay, he thinks I'm a character in a story book.) I am not related to New Line Cinema, ICM, or even Tolkien. I'm just like you, a kay poh fan, but one with a site, that's all. I just manage Mirkwood in my free time, and no, I don't earn a cent. It's just something I do in my free time, which is VERY VERY preciousssss.....
 

However, these pages were made by me. Yep, everything under the "oocities.com/obmalaysia" domain is mine, so if you take anything, be careful, unless I say you can have it, or that it sin't mine. Geocities does not allow you to hotlink, so if you're looking for a bandwidth to "borrow" (ahem!), stay away.