[ The
World's Changing | Survival | Angel's
Flight ] "It's good to be back in the bosom of The Centre. God bless you all. Now let's go catch Jarod. Amen" -- Raines (while hugging Broots) "I get my strength back I swear I'm going postal" -- Miss Parker to Sydney and Broots "I know where you live Mr Broots" -- Jarod to Broots "My work here is my life. I've spent years here donig the work of the Lord" -- Mr Raines to Priest "Miss
Parker's going to want to off herself when she hears this one"
-- Broots to Sydney "Mm mm. Barbequed grasshoppers. Bon Appetit" -- Mr Lyle to Miss Parker "Oh in
a case anybody's interested there's a tube of Ambasol in there somewhere.
Searching for it will keep you warm." -- Jarod to Mr Lyle and
Miss Parker "Oh Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do. I saw that on a rerun" -- Jarod to Leiutenant Kimbrill "Broots!?
Broots you lovable moron is that you!?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Are
you some kind of nut?" -- Icecream vendor to Jarod "Any
sign of Jarod?" -- Sydney to Broots "You
grew up in a trailer park didn't you?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Broots"
-- Miss Parker to Broots "Mr Cox"
-- Mr Lyle calling Mr Cox "Broots, no woman worth herself want's to be with a guy who spills his feelings all over the floor. You like this chick, either make a move or move on." -- Miss Parker to Broots { submitted by renegade girl } "Broots. Think of your worst nightmare" -- Miss Parker to Broots, holding his chin up with a whip. {submitted by renegade girl } "It's you and me cowboy, saddle up" -- Miss Parker to Broots {submitted by renegade girl } "Actually Miss Parker I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" -- Broots to Miss Parker "Either of you munchkins break into song, I'll drop a house on you" -- Miss Parker to Sydney and Broots "If she's
Dorothy that makes us what, the lion and the tinman?" -- Broots
to Sydney "I think
it's perfect" -- Jarod to Zoe referring to the lemonade "You're
saying this is your doll?" -- Sydney to Broots "Would you be willing to pretend for me again?" -- Zoe to Jarod "I vote we go back to the munchkin and shoot our way out of this madhouse" -- Miss Parker to Sydney and Broots "The
wicked witch of the west. Hey doesn't it.... kind of.. look a....
little like...." -- Broots to Miss Parker "Broots call the airstrip. Tell them to get my broomstick fired up. We're going back to Kansas" -- Miss Parker to Broots "You've
never skinny dipped before have you" -- Zoe to Jarod "What are we talking about here Syd? Jarod Kneival jumping Buicks at Caesars?" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "You
ok?" -- Jarod to Shea/Carrie "I, for
one, replenish my soul by going back to nature" -- Mr Lyle to
Miss Parker "This is no stress disorder Syd. It's Chernobyl of the brain" -- Miss Parker to Sydney referring to Jarod's gameshow video "You're,
uh, unattached aren't you..." -- Mr Dodson to Miss Parker "Find
anything at the Cabin's O' Love?" -- Broots to Miss Parker "Tell
me he didn't just scoop that warm banquet into the truck" --
Miss Parker to Broots referring to Mr Cox shoveling up roadkill "We used
to have long talks about life while he was embalming the corpses"
-- Mr Cox to Miss Parker referring to his father "Don't you have a bake sale to organise?" -- Miss Parker to Mr Raines "I'm
everyone. I'm no-one" -- Jarod to Dr Franklin "Your
gun won't work. I took the firing pin out last night" -- Jarod
to Miss Parker "Mutumbo's dead. As in ding dong the wicked witch is" -- Lyle to Miss Parker "It's funny. These dryers bring back fond memories of father's mortuary" -- Mr Cox to Broots "So Broots.
What did you tell Cox?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Just
Jarod huh. How 'bout them apples" -- Todd Baxter to Jarod "I'm
going to make a difference. Does that sound hokey?" -- Todd to
Jarod "Have
an icecream cone on me" -- Todd to Jarod "Go to your room" -- Miss Parker to Broots. "They say luck is a lady. That must be good luck. Bad luck is definately a man. And he dresses funny" -- Jarod Voiceover. "What's
your bosses name?" -- Argyle to Mona "I'm
not a detective and you're not my partner. If I'm going to help you,
you stay out of my way" -- Jarod to Argyle "I remember
I was watching out for Jarod and then you looked at me with bedroom
eyes like you wanted to do the latenight creep" -- Broots to
Miss Parker "You so much as hint at this when they arrive, I will amputate your head" -- Miss Parker to Broots "I don't want no scrubs" -- Miss Parker to Broots "I've
got your back J - man!" -- Argyle to Jarod "My clip is empty" -- Miss Parker to Broots "We want
Mona back" -- Argyle to Calzone "We're
staying" -- Broots to Mr Lyle "We're
a team aren't we? Doctor Funkenstein" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Bald men have always driven me crazy and it takes more than one to really satisfy me. Mr Wiggles! Get in here" -- Miss Parker to Broots and Raines "I want's to get funked up" -- Mr Raines (in a fetching little animal print number) to Broots "By the
way. What exactly is a 'Puff Daddy'?" -- Miss Parker to Broots "I am
sorry. Pardon me.... you're naked" -- Jarod to meditating woman "That's my boy. God's greatest miracle. Googoo googoo" -- Mr Raines to Baby Parker "The
good book says 'Turn the other cheek'" -- Mr Raines to Miss Parker "God Bless you all. Willie our work here is done" -- Mr Raines "He was my date for the spring formal. Tried to get to third base in the front seat of his father's ferrari... I broke his finger" -- Miss Parker to Broots referring to Giuseppe. "You're
so full of anger" -- Father Giuseppe to Miss Parker "Strike me down now Lord" -- Miss Parker "Karma.
Ain't it a bitch?" -- Jarod to Pritchard "I'm certainly not surprised someone from Jarod's past want's to kill him. In fact it's a hell of a long line. And it starts behind me" -- Miss Parker to Sydney "Jarod
sure does know how to pick his enemies doesn't he?" -- Broots
to Miss Parker "I wasn't going to scare them. I was going to kill them" -- Bartlett to Jarod "You
start speaking in tongues and I'll send you on to the next life right
here and now" -- Miss Parker to Broots "Lyle..
what is with this guy!?" -- Broots "How
does it feel to be the mayor of loserville?" -- Miss Parker to
Broots "Jarod.
Why don't you tell the group what brought you here" -- Dr Earl
to Jarod "Arnold is deader than your hair follicles" -- Miss Parker to Mr Raines "We released
two lame albums, next thing you know we're warming up high school
gyms for Air Supply" -- Junkie to Jarod "Jarod. Tormenting hours are from 9 to 5. Call back tomorrow" -- Miss Parker to Jarod "Boys.
They'd lose their heads if they weren't attached" -- Mrs Warner
to Jarod "How
is Edna" -- Sydney to Miss Parker, referring to Mrs Raines "She
probably hates me" -- Eric to Jarod "Isn't
it past Bonzo's bedtime?" -- Mr Lyle to Sydney, referring to
Angelo "Broots!
You been downloading porn again? My e-mail server is whacked!"
-- Miss Parker to Broots "Now
let me get this straight. You buy personal items for a small amount
of money, you sell them to perfect stranger for.. a lot more money?"
-- Jarod to Toni "What's
a home movie?" -- Jarod to Toni "Ok. Now I know you're sloshed" -- Mr Lyle to Miss Parker [ Season
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