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To whoever stumbles in here....

The name's Santiago, and that's all you need to know for now. Andrew (AKA: Shemp) and I have been best friends for over a decade, so it's only fitting that this holy union be framed in the eternal archives of the World Wide Web. I'm not sure where this will go, but if it resembles anything that we've done in the last ten years, then it's bound to (at least) be interesting. My powers only function at their fullest whenever Andrew's in the general area, and that's something that can't be denied. As a wise man once said, I can prove it to you on an etch-a-sketch. We live in our own world, but we invite all of you to join in. Most people are afraid. Most people are dickheads. Coincidence? I think not.

So join us.....don't be scared. See if you can get your head in the door, and if you manage to do that....let us know how the food smells. We've been eating it for a while now, and we'd like an outside opinion.

Confused? Yeah? Good. That's how we be liking it.

-Santiago Velasquez, 3.14.00

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