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Me The Monkey And The Shoe Shine Boy

By Paddy Jed and Tom

It was May 16th 1856, we start are story on a sunny day in the middle of Rumford (yes Rumford) a young boy by the name of Tomas .J.Murphy was on his way to see his govner after collecting wood. He went into the govners house "Hello govna" "Hello Tom sit down I have some bad news for you, I was at the cock fighting arena and I have lost all may cash, the home, and the little cow I keep in the cellar" "Not the cow govna" "Yes the cow im sorry Tom but you have to go as well as i dont own the house now" "ok govna maybe i will se ya around". Tom picked up his shoe shine gear and left. He walked on down the roads of Rumford singing as he went. With No friends no family and no where to go he was screwed. Tom looked up to admire the night sky when he saw 3 big bright lights. The next thing he new he was in a cage with a monkey and a little green italian alien called mario.

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