| DAIRY HO |
| (Farmer in the Dell) |
| The dairy farmer's Ho The dairy farmer's Ho Hiyo - the Dairy Ho The dairy farmer's Ho The Ho is in the dell The farmer's wife can tell Hiyo - the Dairy Ho She's making his life hell The wife goes to court This scandal to abort Hiyo - the Dairy Ho The farmer still cavorts They're getting a divorce She's keeping half, of course Hiyo - the Diary Ho He still has no remorse His ex, she gets the farm Imagine his alarm Hiyo - the Dairy Ho The Ho has lost her charm He's left with just a cow That's all that he's allowed Hiyo - the Dairy Ho Oh what will he do now The farmer's poor as dirt His ego has been hurt Hiyo - the Dairy Ho He puts the Ho to work She milks the cow with ease He turns the milk to cheese Hiyo - the Dairy Ho They're happy as can be They've made it on their own Together they have shown Hiyo - the Dairy Ho The cheese pays the loan |
| (c) 2004 Sheila W |
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