| EAGLES Parody |
| (Witchy Woman) |
| Short cropped hair and manly hips Sweat runs from her hairy pits Polo shirt and men's straight pants She takes charge and leads the dance Hooo hooo - Butchy woman She's giving you the eye Hooo hooo - Butchy woman She really looks like a guy She'll have you held down on the bed Both arms pinned above your head Then she'll exit to another room And come back with a strap-on that makes you swoon Hooo hooo - Butchy woman She's giving you the eye Hooo hooo - Butchy woman She really looks like a guy She wants to be your lover But looks more like your brother Yet she keeps on coming back for you She's so sure that she can snare you Those bull dykes oughta scare you If they heard me sing this song they'd kick my ass for sure Hooo hooo - Butchy woman She's giving you the eye Hooo hooo - Butchy woman She really looks like a guy |
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| (c) 2004 Sheila W |