2-5-05, 4:47 PM
HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!??! Ok, Clerks: TAS quote out of the way, hi once again. I am writing this during the super bowl, or as I like to call it, the super bowel, because I am just that witty. Laugh with my, whydon'tcha? Fine, fine, enough of that. Greetings once again, Jon Jon the King of E-Flan is here once again to bring you all the best and worst that the internet has to offer. First off you all have to hear a new Bealtes mash up. These things were made famous by the Grey album, which is a work of art, and made famouser by the Jay Z and Linkin Park's collision course, which makes my ears bleed. The particular mash up I'm informing you of is special because it combines 40 songs, where most only combine to or three. ANd the best thing is that it sounds really good. I would also like to say that I now have my very own myspace.com space. So, am I cool now? Probably not, but I can live with that. Steve has already talked a lot about Myspace on his site, but I have to say more about them. EVERY SINGLE MYSPACE PAGE MAKES MY EYES BLEED! I mean, I know html is a dificult thing to learn to use well, but these people are just throwing stuff in! Apparently the requirements for a myspace.com page are a background that hurts the eyes, a font that is impossible to read, capitalizing every other word, filling the page up with useless quiz things and at least one music video. I will admit that I fell victim to that last thing when building mine, but I just can't say no to the beastie boys. I JUST CAN'T! Oh well, maybe a part of my anger is taht I could never be a part of that community, which seems to be very large and fairly tightly knit. I'm a social outcast, and not just in real life, but also on line. It's a sad, sad state of affairs. But life goes on, la di la di life goes on. In other news Cathy got married. Maybe now we'll be rid of that God awful comic. Garfield may be stupid and repetitive, but at least it has a clean art style and 3 jokes, Cathy is like having my eyes humped by monkies and has been dong the same joke every day for the past ten or more years. Well, not every day, seeing as our newspaper dropped Cathy, but they replaced it with the also God awful Rose is a Rose, but at least Rose is a Rose is easier on the eyes. Well, on a more positive note Beck is tottaly awesome. I'm over 3 minutes into Hacks and it should be done by tomorrow, tonight I'll put up a screen shot or something and an episode guide on this site as a teaser or something. The Brother Chaps, AKA Videlectrix have done a new game, 50K racewalker. It's the kind of game you can only finish if you have no life, and since you're reading this I can assume that you have no life. Ha ha, I kid, I kid. Last thing I really need to say is that I now have a g-mail account, thanks to this site. I was really excited about having it until I remembered that no one e-mails me. Now it kind of depresses me, but it still rocks. Hey, maybe you could help a brother out and show that you appreciate me and my page by dropping me a line. You could also show some apreciation by visting the forum. Just watched the superbowl halftime show, greates one ever. usually they try to pack too many stars into it and it just becomes a jumbled mess. This years was simple and elegant. Also, Paul MacCartney is the man. And while everyone is talking about the Super Bowl, the puppy bowl is really where it's at. All day of Animal planet showing nothing but a bunch of puppies in a miniature stadium filled with toys. God bless America! There's also the Pumba Bowl on Toon Disney, my personal favorite. I loved that show. And in closing I'd like to say cheers to a most awesome marine, and jeers to a crazy woman who needs to be put away. Oh, and I need to show you this cartoon, which amuses me far more than it should Now to get back to working on Hacks.
2-5-05, 12:12 PM
Happy belated New Years and Ground hogs day everybody. Jon is back, and I just majorly updated the site. FOr one, we now have a very forumtacular forum. It's an awesome forum among forum, and it is definelty a forum that you should check out if you are into forums or forum related things like forums. I would also like to mention that I updated the comic, well I got it up to date. I've been reading some new comics lately, Wigu TV is great, and so is Overcompensating, both done by the incredible Jeff Rowland. I've been watching a lot of Space Tree, Bonus Stage, and Robotbox and Cactus. I've also been working on a new "weekly" flash series, called Hacks, that should start Monday. Hopefully it will one day join the ranks of keentoons, but that day won't probably come for months, if not years, or even ever. The show is a joy to write. i'll probably toss an episode guide and some pictures up on this site as a reward to my devoted readers, or reader, or just for myself. For now it will just go up on Newgrounds and here. I'll throw a link your way once it's up. I've been meaning to update this webpage. Hopefully this project will finally make my dream come true, my dream to become a celebrity on the internet, a goal I've had ever since I got on this wild thing called the internet. Or should I say, 73|-| 1|\|73r|\|37!!!111 I also want to upgrade this page to the 12 bucks a month package. I need more storage, and possibly more bandwith if the site gets more popular. I've heard that newgrounds can make you need that. Oh, I also have to mention Steve's new site, even though I think Steve is the only one who ever reads my site. If you want to tell me otherwise post about it on the forum, drop me a line, or IM me on Jibzter, my AIM name. I'm on a lot lately. Visit The Perry Bible Fellowship, it's the greatest webcomic of all time. Also, you need to watch some comercials. Both are awesome, and hilarious, but the second maybe be a tad offensive. Also, you should see Shaun of the Dead, it's a great movie. Also, Foxtrot has been freakin' comedy gold lately, and so has Get Fuzzy. And they say saturday is when the crappy comics are dumped. Well, That's pretty mcuh all I have to say. See you later. Just remember to check out Steve's site and the forum.
12-11-04, 5:05 PM
----Ok, Now I'm 100% sure I'm getting World of Warcraft. After reading a lot of reviews I'm certain. By next friday I'll have the 80 bucks I need to buy the game and get a two month subscription card. I hope my dad doesn't bring up my last MMORPG experience, City of heroes, but it really won't matter, I've never regretted playing CoH, and I regret A LOT of stuff. My only real mistakes when it come to MMORPGs was letting Derek share my Runescape account, which led to it being held for ransom for 25 bucks, Star Wars Galaxies, which was a truly craptastic game that was fun for about 5 minutes, and WWII online, which would've chugged on my Old comp with my old computer and internet connection and probably sucked too. The game ended up falling off the online map pretty soon, and I probably wouldn't have like it anyways. Besides, WoW was recomended to me by the guys on the PvP forums, and I really trust them. It would really be fun to play with those guys.
----Well it looks like Steve's given up on fighting the good fight, but I can understand. I did the same thing when it came to my Oranges and sponges essay. Well, at least he got linked to by a bigger blog, and maybe that'll end up getting him some new readers. Hey, maybe they'll click on the link to my site on his site and I'll end up getting some new readers! Well, more accurately some readers period.