Quotes
This part of my site is dedicated to all all of the quotes that me and my friends have said that iIcan remember.  I think they best exemplify the kind of life that I have.  Now I just have on thing I would like to say before you can all read my quotes.  *Before any one gets all uptight about what I have written below I would just like you to keep three things in mind.  First, I don't condone, support or encourage any of the quotes below, I did not say them all and even the ones I did say I don't support.  B, Everything that was said/written was said or written in jest, none of the below quotes should be taken seriously, nor should the rest of this site.  And third, if I did manage to offend anyone, I am sorry for doing so, but I do not take any responsibility for offending you.  You chose to visit this site, no one forced you to, and you willingly chose to scroll down past this long, boring disclaimer.  So basically read with an open mind, we are just a bunch of kids trying to have some fun.*
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"If I'm not getting any, then she shouldn't be there!" -Me, when asked how I treat my dates.  Because if one of us cares about the other, but the other doesn't feel the same way, then we are wasting each other's time.  The only way to know? We get some.
"Just let me hold your giant, tree trunk of a penis" -Me, I don't know why I said it or what we were talking about.  Use your imagination.  And yes, I am straight.
Yeah, so I was working, pushing carts, and I ask this old guy if I can take his cart when he's done and he says "While your at it, did you want to take my wife? No? Well no harm trying, right?" I wonder about the world some times.
"Girls just need to close their mouths and open their legs" -Me, life would be so much easier if that were true, wouldn't it?
"I am a man, I am not gay, I like tights, they feel good" -Friend #1, I can't even comment on this.  Shoot me.  In the head.  Please.
"It's the bright one, it's the right one, it's manufacuted crap" -a website.  Check it out, the links below.
www.thesurrealist.co.uk/
"pictures in my head.  Mmmmm, grab my ass, RIDE MY LIKE THE BITCH THAT I AM!" -Zero502, I don't think this one needs an explaination.  It's just sick enough the way it is.
"I should find out if I have a girlfriend or not" - Zero502, I dont remember exactly what this was in refrence too, something about some girl.
"Yup, I looove my spunk" - Zero502, for those of you wondering what spunk is, it is a male only liquid..  Any clearer?
"I only suck premium cock." - Zero502, ok, by now most of you are probably wondering whats up with Zero502, well to answer your question, he's very sick.  Straight, but sick.
"It's not cheating if your planning on breaking up with her" - Me, I know its horrible, but I bet you laughed.
"Yuuummmmm, only YOUR cum tho" - Zero502, um, i'd try to defend this, but even this is too much for me to try and defend, Zero502, your a sick perverted person.
"Why should I pay you 15 dollars, when I can get it for free from my friends?" - Me, and its not quite what you think.
"I'm frickin' wet!" -Girl 1, and this is not what your thinking either.
"Push it in. (pause) Why didn't you push it in?" - Girl 1, Use your imagination and you will probably be wrong.
"I cant believe that I'm paying you for this." - Girl 1, Um....yeah, you can guess what you want about this one.
"She ducked, so she's done." - Zero502, alright look, I'm done trying to defend you.
"OMG!!! we can have a CIRCLE JERK TO IT!!!" - Zero502
"Stop rape, say yes" - PrincessBlueEyez, interesting thought, coming from a girl.
"If your old enough to bleed, your old enough to breed" - JuniorF250, Yes, that should be the way it works.
"They say if a man buys a big car that he has a small penis, and if he names a car after himself then he has a vagina!!" - PrincessBlueEyez, um, quite possibly.