| Quotes |
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| "Knowing your date isnt that important, as long as she has a nice rack to press up against" - Zero502, Something about me going with some other chick, before i got my girlfriend. |
| " you could have teleport sex!" - Me, ever see X-men 2? You know what im talking about. |
| " I think I know whats wrong, come here" - My girlfriend, This is our little secret. |
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| "they keep saying the right person will come along, i think mine got hit by a truck" - PrincessBLueEyez, that may very well be true. |
| "I do know my shit, you know" - Angela, i actually have no idea what this was related to, but i know i laughed really hard when i heard it. |
| "oooh, yea, up my ASS, mmmmmm, push, right there, ooooh yeah, there there there!!! MMMMMM, yeahharder, harder, pound it NOW NOW, YEAH OH GOD YEAH!!!!" - Zero502, um, yeah, ill leave it at this. |
| " so i was holding my penis today" - Zero502, um, don't most guys? |
| "Are you willingly and consently being here and doing this?" - A Waterford cop, tee hee, dont you wish you knew? |
| "I'm carrying my own little pouch of water" - Angela, dealing with her water bottle, and the next two also. |
| "When water is in a water bottle, you can like flip it up and down stuff, and it just kinda floats there" - Angela, water bottle again. |
| "I just hit myself in the face with my water bottle" - Angela, kinda self- explainatory. |
| "Stick your finger in my hole" - Caileigh, lol , im gonna get alot of questions about this one!!! |
| "This time, im gonna get paper towel so i wont drip" - Caileigh, lol, its related to the one above! |
| "If you think life sux, try being an egg. You only get laid once. Get eaten once. Takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft. And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So be happy!!!!!!" - Angela's profile |
| "Maybe we shouldnt do it in front of the store where everyone can see,. Lets do it in the cart corral!" -Me, and it wasnt about sex |
| "The porn that refreshes" -a website. and it wasnt a porn site either. |
| "sex is like math-add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray to god that you dont multiply!!"-ReiEvaZero, think about it!!! |