and oh yes, the ship is sinking...
(For Edward Horton and Oscar Wilde, oh, you didnt know about them?
Actor Anthony Hopkins Reads
A Poet's Comments About the sins of the British Royal Airless Force:
TODATE, I have been very very and extremely, charitable not mentioning the RAF.
But since the Brits have ignored my website, proving that they have inbred valor out of their system, it seems appropiate.
RAF or ARF, a synonym for dedication to a queen, having been kingless for some decades,
versus our Blue Angels, only have double barrel rolls of beer.
Ale to the Monarchy.
They spent most of their time, in past war efforts, winding up machines, they pretended aeroplanes.
That is, if they could stand up that long.
Sitting is their accepted duty.
Except when sleeping, lying being a rule of thumb,
So, they spent most of the time airless, sitting under droopy wings,
envying our American prowess, especially
at their game of billiards,
at peace or at strife.
We stand not sit and we have our balls, not rolling stones,
clunking, inherited from some old moldy monarch.
There are two versions of billiards, ours standing and their commoner's version of stones on lawn.
We Americans, prefer standing proudly, protesting colonial...did I get lost in words here?...another one of their diseases... against other civilizations.
I have known, for instance, that Bert and Ralph, the famous words duo, that the latter is, ah, unique...but sadly inadequate, not as suitable as I to argue the Brit's boasting of proliferating words...a covert plan...Where was I?, oh yes, drowning in words.
I will confess, that I am completely inept at billiards, but I do still own my own balls.
I never lie, as you can tell. Yes do tell. Tell the world.
Perhaps, if I sat at game, instead of the proud standing ( though at my age, leaning).
See! What they have done! Ineffectualizing words.
Perhaps,
I should remark on their criquet connection to croquet, a process of the absolute dull to not quite as...they have only themselves to blame...word for word,
and the RAF
their suitable legacy,
should they ever uniform
some sense of ...no, no, I see their strategy...I'll just fade away, with my own words and balls intact. (I cant validate thecondition of the BlueAngels, after all, they sit down to fly.)
Jerry Ewell* Barta
Elder Poet.
* I'm considering changing it to Yule or Y'all or something less English.
WE AMERICANS CELEBRATE OUR CELEBRITIES AS MONARCHY, this weekend Art Garfunkel and Paul Simon will receive a lifetime achievement award; their song "Bridge Over TroubledWater," actually written inspired by a New York sewage tank...my, my, how the mighty fall.
