JULIO VALDEZ FRANCESCO MIQUEL JESUS MACDONALD

• PERSONAL TRAINER
• 5 TIME OLYMPIC PORTA-POTTY CHAMPION FOR CANADA.
• CERTIFIABLE
• SKILLED IN MANY USELESS ENDEAVOURS
• MAY SEEM SHY AT FIRST BUT JUST GIVE HIM A SECOND.

JUANITA FRANCESCA MARIA JUANITA MACDONALD

• ENTERTAINMENT DIRECTOR
• BEAUTY EXPERT
• REQUIRES GLASSES AT ALL TIMES
• DO NOT ALLOW BEHIND THE WHEEL!!