This is not the first time I’ve seen a Right Winger sneer haughtily that Gore is gay. I also saw quite nasty political cartoons and buttons during the 1996 campaign that said that Clinton and Gore were lovers.

I don’t know either one of these gentlemen. They could be gay or bisexual and I wouldn’t know. But if they were, I certainly wouldn’t go "OH MY GOD - - AND I TRUSTED THEM TO BALANCE THE FEDERAL BUDGET!!!!"

But the accusation itself fascinated me. What kind of a mind could honestly believe that Gore could successfully stay in the closet, given all that he’s gone through in the past eight years? What kind of mind could honestly believe while Kenneth Starr was posting every single DETAIL of the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES’ incredibly lame affair with Monica Lewinski all over the planet, he discovered Gore’s hidden sexuality, yet decided that calling the Vice President a "biological deviant" was a line he just couldn’t cross? I have this mental picture of Smirk’s dirty tricks brigade - - who, by the way, did not HESITATE to spread the contradictory rumors that McCain had DOZENS of illegitimate children and was 112% gay - - watching TV, and on the set Gore is looking at Tipper with big puppy dog eyes and saying for like the eight billionth time, "- - and I want to thank my soulmate and life partner for the past thirty years, my wife Tipper - -". Karl Rove snarls at the TV in response: "Damn! All of official Washington knows that Gore’s a flaming queer! If only the voters could know what a hypocritical, lying pig he is! Okay, release the stuff about him getting the price of his dog’s medicine wrong. That’ll fix his wagon!" Can you imagine the GOP wasting $52 million on the Starr investigation and $140 million (so far) on the Y2K election without being able to dig up at least one hairdresser or singing waiter who would say in front of a Fox News camera crew: "Yeah, I dated Al for a while in the eighties, but I just can’t deal with those closeted types, so I dumped him."

So where does this "lisping nancy" stuff come from then? The Liberal Media has a theory that the GOP is a haven for "repressed closet homosexual[s, who are] overcompensating to hide [their] desire for hot man love... and failing miserably". And you know why they’re all in the GOP, don’t you?

THE ROLLING STONE COVER!!!



Guess what!
Those fine fellows in the Florida State Legislature
ARE running against the American spirit,
the will of the people,
and everything this country is based on!
And guess who's egging them on?

You know what to do! Sign the petition:
IMPEACH JEB BUSH!!


So many petitions, so little time!
The DNC (can you believe it?) has a petition to
COUNT EVERY VOTE,
BECAUSE EVERY VOTE COUNTS
I don't have to tell you want to do!

Smirk says: "This is my bestest friend ever, Jimmy. Jimmy showed me how to play Donkey Kong. Jimmy showed me how to watch Pokemon cartoons on the computer! Jimmy showed me how to make a secure online contribution to the Gore-Lieberman Recount Committee. Jimmy said if that dumb Gore guy and that dumb Lieberman guy get enough money, I will never have to do any of the really hard President stuff, like uniting the country and restoring faith in honest elections. I told Jimmy to give two million dollars. That sounds like a lot, but it was Jebbie's Visa card."

Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!
Make your personal check payable to "THE GORE/LIEBERMAN RECOUNT COMMITTEE". There is NO LIMIT to how much you can contribute. However, your donation will be reported to the Federal Elections Commission, so be sure to include your occupation and employer (if applicable) on the "note" area of your check.

Send your check to:

ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003

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SMIRK THINKS HE FIXED THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK'S HIRING RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS
TO INTIMIDATE THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
(EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
MENTION THAT PART ABOUT AL BEATING SMIRK
IN THE POPULAR VOTE ANYMORE).
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
POPULAR VOTE LOOSER SMIRK?

AL'S DAY IN DC UPDATE: The Last, Best Hope of the Free People Of The United States and Joe finished another super-secret Gore/Lieberman Administration transition meeting by shaking hands in a firm but detached manner, as truly manly men do.

DON'T LET THE RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS WIN THE PR BATTLE:

Democrats.com is organizing a major protest in Florida for Wednesday, December 6th, the day the Seminole County Absentee Ballot fraud trial is scheduled to start. The Rent-A-Nazis are already on the scene, attempting to intimidate witnesses and the judge herself. If you can get to Florida, stand up and be counted! If you can't get to Florida, sign the petition supporting Judge Clark - - Ask her to do her duty and do right by the citizens of Florida!

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk hiring Rent-A-Nazis to force America to accept him as President! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs THOUSANDS of black voters out of Florida's polls!

LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT FLORIDA STATE LEGISLATURE'S LITTLE COUP D'ETAT!! LET THEM KNOW THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS GOING TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BUSH BROTHERS' CRIMES AGAINST DEMOCRACY!!!

Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the Last, Best Hope Of The Free People of The United States and tell him how you feel about his fight against the fascist menance, as well as Florida’s vote fraud and its civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Don’t forget to tell Joe what you think! After all, he’s in this fight, too!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? WHY ISN'T THE RENT-A-NAZI STORY THE TOP STORY OF EVERY NEWS CAST?? WHERE'S THE COVERAGE OF THE THOUSANDS OF BLACK VOTERS IN FLORIDA THAT WHERE KEPT OUT OF THE POLLS BY THE POLICE?? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!

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