Articles for March, 2001
March 31, 2001 THE ELDERS SPEAK

March 12-30, 2001 FORMER GOVERNOR BUSH'S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF HIS NEW WAY TOTALLY COOLER BOSS

March 7-11, 2001 MICHAEL MOORE GETS SNIPPY

March 1-6, 2001 FORMER GOVERNOR BUSH'S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF LAST MONTH JUST COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SUCKED


Articles for February, 2001
February 20-28, 2001 BAD POSSUM! BAD POSSUM! BAD!!


Articles for January, 2001
January 21, 2001-February 19, 2001 IMAGES OF J20

January 20, 2001 January 20, 2001

January 12-19, 2001 LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THIS ALREADY

January 8-11, 2001 AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS

January 7, 2001 January 7, 2001

January 6, 2001 THE WORLD HOLDS ITS BREATH TO SEE IF CONGRESS WILL GROW A SPINE

January 5, 2001 PRELIMINARY EVIDENCE SUGGESTS GOD EXISTS - - AND VOTES C.B.C.

January 4, 2001 YET ANOTHER REASON WHY I STARTED POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE IN THE FIRST PLACE - - AND WHY I'LL NEVER SHUT IT DOWN

January 3, 2001 MERRY CHRISTMAS - - YOU'RE FIRED

January 2, 2001 HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY OR HOLIDAYS APPROPRIATE TO YOUR FAITH TRADITION OR FAITH TRADITIONS, IF ANY? GET PLENTY OF REST? GOOD. 'CAUSE NOW IT'S TIME TO KICK SMIRK'S FASCIST ASS.


Articles for December, 2000
December 22, 2000-January 1, 2001 DAILY FLAPDOODLE PLAYS POSSUM; PULITZER COMMITTEE LOOSES WILL TO LIVE

December 21, 2000 GORE GOT MORE!! IT'S OFFICAL - - NOT!!

December 20, 2000 MR. SMIRK GOES TO WASHINGTON

December 19, 2000 BIG HONKIN’ SURPRISE, EVEN MORE GOP HACKS STICK US WITH SMIRK

December 18, 2000 TIME MAGAZINE IS SO ON MY LIST

December 16-17, 2000 AMERICA'S CORPORATE MEDIA CHIHUAHUAS STRIKE A BLOW FOR FREEDOM

December 15, 2000 AT LEAST THE TRAINS ARE RUNNING ON TIME -- FOR A CHANGE!

December 14, 2000 A CLASS ACT BOWS OUT

December 13, 2000 DECEMBER 13TH, 2000

December 12, 2000 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO CHECK YOUR EMAIL - - IT’S MORE SPAM FROM THE PEOPLE’S QUISLING, MICHAEL MOORE!!

December 10-11, 2000 Petition to the U.S. Supreme Court

December 9, 2000 FLORIDA STATE SUPREME COURT TO SMIRK: "NOT SO FAST, SNIPPY!"

December 8, 2000 THE JURY... ER, JUDGES ARE STILL OUT, BUT WE SAY "WIN, PLACE OR SHOW: MORE GORE IN 0-4!"

December 7, 2000 ANOTHER DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY

December 6, 2000 Another County Heard From!

December 5, 2000 KENNETH STARR’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF... FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT!!!

December 4, 2000 IT'S SHOWTIME, PART III (SOON TO BE FOLLOWED BY PARTS IV, V, VI... )

December 3, 2000 NATASHA'S STORY

December 1-2, 2000 IN THE MATTER OF SNIPPY v. THE WILL OF THE FREE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES...


Articles for November, 2000
November 30, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF BEING THE DUMB OLD PRESIDENT IS LIKE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL GYP

November 29, 2000 GOP PLOT TO SHUT DOWN DAILY FLAPDOODLE THWARTED!

November 28, 2000 DIVIDING THE UNITERS FROM THE DIVIDERS

November 27, 2000 THE LITTLE GUY STANDS TALL AS WELL

November 26, 2000 IT'S SHOW TIME: TAKE TWO

November 25, 2000 DAILY FLAPDOODLE SCOOPS CORPORATE MEDIA CHIHUAHUAS EVERYWHERE!

November 24, 2000 NIGHT OF THE RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS

November 22-23, 2000 THE 50,099,002nd REASON I'M A DEMOCRAT

November 21, 2000 THE GOP'S TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY A DEMOCRATIC ACTIVIST

November 20, 2000 EARTH TO MICHAEL MOORE: GIMME A BREAK!

November 18-19, 2000 THE RULE OF LAW 1, PATHETIC FASCIST COUP 0

November 17, 2000 THE DAILY BREW GOES DARK

November 16, 2000 THE BIG GUY STANDS TALL, PART 2

November 15, 2000 WE'RE STILL WITH YOU, MR. VICE PRESIDENT

November 14, 2000 THE BIG GUY STANDS TALL

November 13, 2000 GORE CRANKS UP FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE; THE POWERFUL GET SNIPPY

November 12, 2000 SMIRK CONTINUES TO UNITE NATION

November 10-11, 2000 SMIRK UNITES NATION

November 9, 2000 FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! VICE PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE, YET COMPASSIONATELY CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE'S ILLUSTRATED POLICY BOOK OF KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE THE RATS ARE LOCATED IN THE BARN, BIG TIME

November 8, 2000 THE DAY I LOST HOPE WE'D EVER BEAT THE SMIRKS OF THIS WORLD

November 7, 2000 IT'S SHOW TIME!!

November 5-6, 2000 FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! VICE PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE, YET COMPASSIONATELY CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE'S ILLUSTRATED POLICY BOOK OF FLAT OUT SMACKING SMIRK UPSIDE HIS EMPTY HEAD, BIG TIME

November 3-4, 2000 THEY SAY NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS

November 2, 2000 PRELIMINARY REPORTS SUGGEST: GOD EXISTS

November 1, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF THAT DUMB ELECTION IS SO OVER, NOW I AM WAY TOTALLY HAPPY THAT I AM PRESIDENT AND STUFF


Articles for October, 2000
October 31, 2000 IT'S THE NIGHT POSSUMS EVERYWHERE FEAR -- IT'S THE NIGHT OF FLAPDOODLE-LITE!!

October 30, 2000 IN THE "HEL-LO?! GIMME A BREAK!" DEPARTMENT, PART #2

October 29, 2000 IN THE "HEL-LO?! GIMME A BREAK!" DEPARTMENT

October 28, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF HIS NEW BEST FRIEND, LIKE HE EVEN WANTED ONE, WHAT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL GYP

October 26-27, 2000 SATAN'S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF WHY WISCONSIN IS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT

October 25, 2000 PLAY SMIRK’S OCTOBER SURPRISE GAME!

October 24, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF LOOSING THE BIG MO

October 23, 2000 CNN TO AMERICA: THE DOG ATE MY TRANSCRIPT

October 22, 2000 GORE NOMINATED FOR PRESITEGOUS GANDHI-BIKO-KING-KENNEDY-LINCOLN AWARD

October 21, 2000 IMAGES FROM CAMPAIGN 2000 - - A DAILY FLAPDOODLE EXCLUSIVE PHOTO MONTAGE FEATURETTE

October 19-20, 2000 I YEILD TO THE SENATOR FROM WISCONSIN... ER, INDIANA

October 18, 2000 SO LONG, SCREWY -- SEE YOU IN SAINT LOUEY!

October 17, 2000 TRULY GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES #1

October 16, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF THIS TOTALLY DUMB ELECTION

October 15, 2000 FULL COVERAGE OF NEXT TUESDAY NIGHT’S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

October 14, 2000 FOUNDING FATHERS SCANDAL! JEFFERSON ET AL SET UP ELECTORAL COLLEGE JUST TO FIX 2000 ELECTIONS!!

October 13, 2000 GORE SQUANDERING OPPORTUNITY TO "FIGHT WAR TO WIN WAR"

October 12, 2000 FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE'S ILLUSTRATED POLICY BOOK OF PAYING BACK THE CORPORATE MEDIA, BIG TIME

October 11, 2000 GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, PART TWO

October 10, 2000 THE CORPORATE MEDIA'S TOP TEN REASONS BUSH WON TOMORROW NIGHT'S PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

October 9, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF THAT DUMB GORE GUY

October 8, 2000 EVEN BUSH KNOWS THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO VOTE FOR BUSH

October 6-7, 2000 SATAN'S LITTLE DEBATE PRIMER

October 5, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY! GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF DEBATING!

October 4, 2000 IT'S UNANIMOUS! BUSH WINS FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

October 3, 2000 GREAT MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES

October 1-2, 2000 RUMORS FLY: WHO WILL REPLACE CHENEY?

September 30, 2000 STOLEN DEBATE TAPE CONTENT REVEALED! A DAILY FLAPDOODLE EXCLUSIVE

September 29, 2000 BUSH CAMP FRAMED BY KLEPTO VP

September 28, 2000 THE SCIENCE OF POLLING EXPLAINED – A DAILY FLAPDOODLE FEATURETTE

September 27, 2000 BUSH PICKS UP KEY ENDORSEMENT

September 26, 2000 HESTON CHUCKS BUSH

September 25, 2000 FOR KIDS ONLY: GOVERNOR BUSH’S GREAT BIG PICTURE BOOK OF HIS CAMPAIGN DAY!

September 24, 2000 YOUR LAST WARNING FROM YOUR GOOD FRIENDS AT THE GOP

September 22-23, 2000 NBC TO AMERICA: "DROP DEAD"

September 21, 2000 GORE DESTROYS FREEDOM OF SPEECH

September 20, 2000 COMPLETE COVERAGE OF THE MEN'S FREESTYLE COUP D'ETAT COMPETITION

September 19, 2000 DUBYA DOES OPRAH

September 18, 2000 BUSH ECONOMIC PLAN TOPS NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST

September 17, 2000 ASK THE SPIN DOCTOR!

September 15-16, 2000 GORE "TAKES BACK" INTERNET

September 14, 2000 GORE CRIME WAVE SWEEPS NATION

September 14, 2000 AFRICAN-AMERICAN SUPPORT FOR BUSH UP 50%

September 13, 2000 AN OPEN APPEAL TO THE AMERICAN VOTER FROM THE CORPORATE MEDIA ELITE

September 12, 2000 OUR SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH UNAVAILS HIS LATEST ADS

September 11, 2000 CLINTON ABOLISHES CIVIL RIGHTS FOR WHITE MALES

September 10, 2000 SUNDAY GAME PAGE: FUN WITH REPUBLICAN MATH

September 9, 2000 BUSH STANDS ON THE SIDE OF THE COMMON MAN

September 8, 2000 BUSH TIES ECONOMIC POLICIES TO MILITARY READINESS

September 7, 2000 HOT LOOKING CHICKS GO FOR BIG AL

September 6, 2000 GORE VISITS CLEVELAND; PRESS CORPS FOLLOWS UNDER PROTEST

September 6, 2000 BUSH MAKES BOLDEST MOVE OF PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

September 5, 2000 BUSH SETS RECORD STRAIGHT ON CLYMER, SOCIAL SECURITY PLAN

September 5, 2000 NETWORK OF SHAME GIVES FREE AIRTIME TO PINKO GREEN