Smirk has never been unemployed in his life. Thanks to his daddy, I once spent three years looking for a job. Damn. I should have spent more time picking my parents! (Image courtesy of "Edjakated!, a tribute to our Edjakashun Prezadint")

So I come back from a nice, refreshing Christmas vacation spent sick as a dog to resume my soul destroying day job that entails forcing inappropriate and just flat crappy entertainment down the throats of third world children everywhere. And just what do I find waiting for me? The news that my rat-bastard boss has just sold his company, leaving him with a cool $6 billion and me suddenly out on the street. Oh sure, I MIGHT be working for this jerk until March... or possibly April. But then again, I might show up tomorrow and find my office padlocked. It’s not really anything I should know about ahead of time, according to my employer’s world view. ("Then let them die, and decrease my damn overhead!")

Since this is the second time in the last eight years the "entertainment" industry has told me to fuck off and die - - both times at Christmas, isn’t that lovely? -- my way totally smarter sister says I should just give up everything I’ve worked toward for the past twenty years and start my unstoppable drive to the Presidency by getting a masters degree in Political Science.

I am SO considering it. The only real question is - - where should I go to graduate school??

Graduate school is so much fun Al dropped out to run for Congress.

My Fate Is In Your Hands!

Where should I go spend EVEN MORE educational loans I can never, ever pay back, even in like a gazillion years? Tennessee -- so I can interview Al for my WAY totally cool masters thesis on 'The Internet and The U.S. Presidency'. (I already have the pictures!) Florida -- so I can vote that fascist Jeb Bush out of office in 2002. Hawaii -- because I’ve never been and I LOVE the opening credits of HAWAII 5-0. Kansas -- because I’d like, study. Italy -- because that’s where all the way TOTALLY hot guys are. Results

Okay, so what are you doing to make this country what it's supposed to be? Reading about nature's noblest of creatures, the Possum? Well, one can hardly blame you for that. Fascinatin' critters, them Possums. But there are some more... shall we say productive ways to use the 'Net (Thank you Al, for giving us the Internet!) to restore Democracy.

Consider signing up to the following Democratic activist e-groups:

US Democrats and its companion state lists. (Information about joining the state lists are at this same site.)

"This egroup, along with 60 other democratic egroups (1 for each state and territory) give democrats the ability to join together in state groups as well as discuss national issues."

Dem-florida-strategy. Don't let the name fool you. It is a VERY topical, very busy list, full of all kinds of information about all kinds of actions.

And, for a limited time only:


Are you one of the over 50 million Americans who voted for Tipper's husband? Want to let her know you appreciate what she's done for his career? Want to let her know that she would make a way completely and totally better First Lady than Laura Bush ever could in like, a gazillion years? Then join "FlowersForTipper" - - a short term e-group with a goal of getting THOUSANDS of flowers delivered to Tipper Gore immediately before Smirk's coronation.

Why? Because this is a P.R. war folks, and most Americans don't have access to the Internet to learn they are not alone in their opposition to Smirk! Help lift up the spirits of your fellow countrymen who are Internet-challenged! Click on the "Flowers For Tipper" graphic and sign up!


GET READY TO HAVE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE SHOOT THROUGH THE ROOF

Al Gore gained 120 MORE votes in the Tampa Tribune's recount of Hillsborough County's 5,533 machine-rejected votes. That brings his lead to 260!!

YES, THAT'S 260 MORE VOTES THAN SMIRK GOT - - IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA.

THAT WE KNOW ABOUT.

SO FAR.

Which side are you on?

Well, well, well... knock me over with a feather. There's mounting evidence of GOP arranged voter fraud against African-Americans, not just in Florida, but in Illinois and -- shock of all shocks -- Tennessee! (Didn't you just KNOW Team Smirk had fixed Tennessee, since they made such a big deal out of Al loosing his home state, even before the $election?)

I have also seen passing mention made of vote fraud in the poorer (read mainly African-American) precincts in Georgia, where people were given punch card ballots where the holes did not line up with the tray that holds them. The voter would punch "Gore" but the misalignment would cause "Bush" box to get punched. I have not seen any supporting web pages or articles for this accusation, however.

Click on the image to the left to see a sample letter to former President Jimmy Carter, asking him to get involved in any "reasonable, thoughtful and thorough" investigation of the Florida vote fraud. An excellent idea, which the Possum County Editorial Board endorces wholeheartedly. (And while former President Carter's nosing around, he might want to take a peek at the hijinks in Illnois, Tennessee and his home state!)

ON DECEMBER 19TH, SMIRK MET AL FOR A BREIF, PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
WHAT DO YOU THINK AL AND SMIRK TALKED ABOUT
FOR FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES?
PLAY OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERACTIVE GAME!

The Pretender To The Throne vs. The People's President

Al looks MAD. What did Smirk say to him? Guess crime does pay, huh Einstein? I'm conceding for America's good. NOT!! Disney has made us a VERY attractive offer for Illinois. Civil Rights, Schmivil Rights. Got any brewskis? Who are those assholes yelling outside your house? So I said to Jebbie: Hey! Let's fix Tennessee TOO! I heard Tipper and I were the inspiration for 'Love Story'. You are SO on my list, Tree Boy. Results

FROM THE "I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY" DEPARTMENT

Now that America has finally gotten a chance to see Smirk’s "Compassionate Conservatism" in action, now the Corporate Media Attack Chihuahuas have stopped smearing Al 24/7 and actually focused on other victims for a solid week, guess what the latest polls have discovered? Why - - Al Gore is popular with voters! Did you know his approval rating is back up to 57%? In fact, early December was THE ONLY TIME IN GORE'S POLITICAL CAREER THAT HIS APPROVAL RATING WAS LESS THAN 50%!!!! (Gosh, thanks for telling us that last October during the "Gore Lies" debacle! And "The Greens Will Steal The Election From Gore" farce! And think how much less stressful November and December might have been if we'd known that piddling little detail during the FREAKING ELECTION AND ITS AFTERMATH!!)

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It's not like I'm asking for money or anything - - yet.

Smirk Links! Visit links both comedic and serious about His Fraudulency, George the Second, Pretender To The Throne, unaffectionally known by us peasants as that Coke Snortin', Draft Dodgin' Granny Killer for Christ -- D. Dubya Smirk!

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The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.

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