| CLEARING CUSTOMS |
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| no points for correctly guessing why this dude here will have problems getting thru customs |
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| ok here are the tips on getting past customs : Do not do this : officer : Anything to declare? you : I am HIV negative officer : Where did you come from? you : I came from my mother's vagina officer : Why are you here? you : Because I couldnt get thru the hole I dug under the border fence officer : You dont look anything like the picture in the passport you : I had a sex change recently officer : Where are you going? you : I am going to use the bathroom officer : You are going for secondary inspection you : Can I please be exempted from physical inspection as I have an unnatural fear of anal probing. If you manage to avoid fruedian slips during the questions, you will do fine. |
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| onto the next section : Different Cultures |