Thank you for clicking the Puppet Guitar Instructional Webpage

Here you will find lessons for some facets of guitar playing
which may be useful to you in some point in your life
where you deem it necessary to impress certain individuals
so as to improve the quality of your sex life (no i'm just kidding)
but you will find that the more you delve into this fascinating world
the more you will leave the real one behind
and live a non-existent sex life if i might add
so for those of you who have decided to take this vow of celibacy

ROCK ON!!!!
First things first.  If you have purchased the below item
take it back to the store IMMEDIATELY.
For those of you who ask why?

1.  you do not play a guitar with blue stick
2.  fretboards are typically made of wood.  plastic is for tupperware
3.  even if it is a guitar, it only has ONE FRET
4.  there are no tuning knobs
5.  your credibility would be ruined by the colorful motifs on the fretboard
6.  guitars do not operate with batteries
now with that out of the way lets get down to some hot diahorrea!!!