| Big Willie Headquarters |
| Ahhh, yeessss, it vely vely beeg. No like otha buildings. It vely smooth and long. "Wang, stop murdering the English Language!!!" Sahly... "Now that all you new recruits are assembled I can introduce you to the rest of the headquarters. There are a few rules though before we go on. Rule number 1: The eating of Creme Eggs and the consumption of Bleach is Forbidden!!! Rule Number 2: I know Wang can get annoying, but no one and I mean NO ONE can beat him... Unless I get to watch... Rule Number 3: A Joke can only be used a maximum of 3 times..." (a hand goes up) "What is it DMOD" *What if it's a rubber chicken* "That is the only exception. Rule Number 4: Those that seem to stray from being F***ed up shall be placed in rehab by sharing a bunk with DMOD" (shudders are heard all around) *What...* "The Final Rule: You all must become one with your new surroundings and explore. But remember, that everything you do here must happen in a F***ed up manner or else doors will not open for you, hallways will never go where their supposed to, and the elevator will drop you wherever it feels like. You must impress your surroundings and remember Rule #3. Now I will give you over to my personal secretary for a tour of the facilities, May I introduce you to...Ingret HuffanFluff." "Danke..." Oh yes, if you can't figure it out in the tour, shes from Sweeden... What is that?!? Coming out from the ground?!? It's kinda dome like but really short... Oh wait... It's growing...It's getting taller by the second... Oh my?!? We go in Deep "1st-a Floor, da Digging unt da Subterrain Departament, please watcha you step there as you exit da Elevator, Danka. Veer Valking, Veer Valking, Veer Stooping. Now, vat dyou see here is da Core technical area for da underground movement for dis Headquarters. There is a lot of buttons to push here and deer. Da building can vork its vay sthrough any rock or hard material easily. |