| NAME: Banquo |
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| Prior Affiliations: Thane to the throne of Scotland. Reason for leaving said affiliations: Best Friend hired assasins to kill me. Reason for Joining FUBAR: They are the only ones that can understand and put up with my loathsome form. FUBAR Title: Muse and Accountant FUBAR Job: Funding Operator. Haunting Coordinator. Perveyor of 80's cartoon super hero lines. Job Description: Look above, you can figure it out. Hobbies: Suiting up my posse of old Scottish Royalty and freaking people out with our ghostly nature. Your quest in life: To figure out why Hot Dog bun packages come in 12, while hot dogs come in sets of 16. Favorite Color: Shiny The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow: First you must test the air. To acquire the current wind speed stick your thumb in your mouth and then pull it back out. Stick it in the air much like you would if you knew how to test current wind velocity by doing so. Secondly, you must first test the swallow. Poke it a few times with a stick to make sure it's still alive. Place the bird on a tee from the first hole. Make sure you take a few practise swings in case your a little rusty. Thirdly, with all your might, throw the club waaaaaaay up in the air, Claim this hole in the name of Scotland and then kick the swallow in it's tiny little tallywhacker! Be sure to take notes on where it lands. If it's in the sand trap and your club lands before the bird does, the air speed velocity is...um...slow. If the Club hits after the bird lands in the water hazard, the air speed velocity is...of course... you guessed it... fast. If the swallow ends up on the green in the hole and the Club hits you square in the head, then that wasn't a Swallow, that's an Eagle! You all should play golf with me someday. |
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