| B-Man | |
| What do you think the XFL will do: flop or fly? |
| Alex | |
 | Not being much of a football fan, all I can really do is sit and nod when people tell me about "fourth down punting" or "points after touchdown". |
| Alex | |
| But, come on, head slaps are illegal! Does that dissappoint anybody else? |
| Alex | |
| But, pop culture dictating, anything with "Extreme" in it will go over well. |
| Big Buisiness | |
 | EXTREEEEEEMMMMMEEEEE TOOTH BRUSHING!! |
| Everybody | |
 | Must...buy... |