| Defcon | |
| I LOVE YOU SAKER!!!...? |
| Hairball, Saker's cat | |
 | Nyao! |
| Saker | |
 | Oh! Whew, it's just you, Hairy. I was having the most horrible dream! I ran a crappy Question and Answer site and giant robots were confessing their love to me, and... |
| Saker | |
| ... |
| Saker | |
| NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
| Static | |
 | Kkkkkkzzzzzz |